Dog spatula

A costume for a dog that is shaped like a spatula.

Dog spatula is my friend.

by What knife? October 22, 2017

tactical spatula

A spatula that has a barbed edge and a very sharp top. It makes for a great melee weapon and a badass patty flipper.

Don't underestimate the power of the mighty tactical spatula.

by patcat November 11, 2019

rat spatula

When u fit ur whole foot in some good ass pussy and u flick around like u got rat on ur spatula.

Yo I just got a rat spatula up my ass.
Yo that’s dope Bria.

by Yesssurrrrrrr February 13, 2021

count spatula

A sexy monster truck that every car falls for in the Cars universe. Often seeing as a popular sex figure in the speedrunning community of Cars, he has been known to have a relationship with the world record holder named Xlebomatb.

Car 1: Omg, did you see Count Spatula's in the new PlayCars magazine ?
Car 2: No, why ?
Car 1: He is showing off his big sexy PP.

by someone_cars May 7, 2021

Poop Spatula

A word used to describe a nasty tasting sandwich that uses patties, used to describe horrible burgers

Eugh...this burger tastes like Poop Spatulas....

by FardMaker November 22, 2021

Greasy Spatula

When you spank someone with a spatula after they sharted

I had to throw away all my kitchen utensils after my roommate gave his gf a greasy spatula

by jumbo_plumbo February 26, 2022

spider spatula

A spider spatula is somebody who is a bitch nigga. Two faced can't be trusted motherfucker.

Terrell was being a spider spatula today I can't be cool with that dude anymore.

by anonymous March 11, 2022