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sphincter

A ringlike muscle that normally maintains constriction of a body passage or orifice and that relaxes as required by normal physiological functioning.
I cant think of an examplefor the word sphincter.
by mastershake211 April 14, 2006
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sphincter-blink

The natural reaction of your sphincter to contact suddenly and violently when you are embarrassed by something or —especially— FOR someone else.
"Did you see that TV show with the juggler who was performing for the Queen? Wow, I sure did have a sphincter-blink when he dropped all those balls!"
by wordbird June 29, 2006
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sphinctertits

A birth defect where one has nipples or nipple like birthmarks on each ass cheek creating an image like tits for an ass.
Wow, are those nipples on her ass?
She has a great pair of sphinctertits!!
by Coho1989 July 24, 2009
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sphinctosphere

One of the strata / levels of being an asshole
The tangerine turd was on the top of sphinctosphere during his last days at the oval office
by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 3, 2021
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sphintoxicated

The process of becoming intoxicated through the sphincter. Requires far less alcohol to be ingested through the rectum than through the mouth to achieve maximum sphintoxication levels.
Jeffery stood on his head and funneled 2 beers into his rectum, soon becoming incredibly sphintoxicated.
by mrwordknower September 10, 2010
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sphincter spoon

A very soft and skinny spoon used to clean the deep, dark, dank areas of one's ass.
"Yo where da fuck is my sphincter spoon at, I needs me self a cleanin"
by Jim J January 27, 2006
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sphincter yoga

through breathing and a yoga-like technique, an individual battles to remain in control of the muscles in their anal sphincter and prevent the effects of diarrea. Often practiced as a result of drinking non-bottled water, while travelling in a foreign country.
in constrained circumstances such as travelling on public transport where the only toilet is extremely unsanitary, and in fact, someone has dumped on the floor rather than in the toilet, and, desperate to go to the toilet due to the effects of diarrea or more generally prairie dogging, one would practice sphincter yoga to avoid having to go to the toilet at that time
by Danielle Goodsell September 6, 2006
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