Spewing Sauce

A phrase used when you don't want to say "I'm on my period" out loud.

Girl A: Hey, wanna come ice skating with me today?

Girl B: Sorry, I can't. I'm spewing sauce. (sighs)

Girl A: Oooh, that sucks.

Girl B: Yea, you know how bad it would be if I were to open my legs while skating. It would be the eruption of Krakatoa all over again.

by barpfarp123 June 19, 2012

Spew

A mans semen that came out of his dick when he comes

I just spewed all over my computer

by thefogiscomingthefogiscoming May 22, 2022

Number Spew

When one types a string of random number. Invented by ig: @el_lightning

“You just became 152838353x more attractive” — “152838353” being the number spew

by BlukillatheBaddie June 12, 2018

Spew Alert

To warn someone in the subject line of an email that they shouldn't read it with a mouthful of anything, or it might wind up on their screen, or keyboard...

"A little joke for you >Spew Alert<"

"Damn, Dave should have given me a spew alert before mailing me the goatse, I need a new keyboard"

by MedPig November 13, 2007

gufwarfle spew

(onomatopoeic) This is when you are sitting at your computer, with a mouthful of a beverage and/or food, and you see something so funny that you reflexively laugh.

Thanks for posting that picture of that fat girl in Walmart falling out of her halter top. Now there is gufwarfle spew all over my monitor.

by liznetu July 30, 2010

spew hellen

so utterly shocked that your beyond comprehensible

“your boyfriend cheated on you”
“I’m spew hellen”

by talk show November 10, 2022

spew and smoosh

When you chunky spew in the shower and have to smoosh it down the drain.

Bro, I spew and smooshed last night. I had Taco Bell on my way home haha!

by DunnWendt April 18, 2020