gufwarfle spew

(onomatopoeic) This is when you are sitting at your computer, with a mouthful of a beverage and/or food, and you see something so funny that you reflexively laugh.

Thanks for posting that picture of that fat girl in Walmart falling out of her halter top. Now there is gufwarfle spew all over my monitor.

by liznetu July 30, 2010

spewing chunks

Projectile vomiting chunks of puke

I am spewing chunks all over my toilet

by Zimbabwe March 16, 2018

Spew Feces

When feces exits your butthole at a very fast pace. Usually refers to diarrhea.

Friend1: I'm going to go spew feces into the shitter.
Friend2: Roger that!

*Shitting noises*

by UnitPunch January 08, 2012

Spew

A mans semen that came out of his dick when he comes

I just spewed all over my computer

by thefogiscomingthefogiscoming May 23, 2022

Spew Alert

To warn someone in the subject line of an email that they shouldn't read it with a mouthful of anything, or it might wind up on their screen, or keyboard...

"A little joke for you >Spew Alert<"

"Damn, Dave should have given me a spew alert before mailing me the goatse, I need a new keyboard"

by MedPig October 26, 2007

Pen-ultimate Spew

The Deepwater Horizon oil spill (also referred to as the BP oil spill, the BP oil disaster, the Gulf of Mexico oil spill, and the Macondo blowout)

There seems to be no standardized term to describe this event, which occurred on 4/20/2010.
"Penultimate Spew" describes both the magnitude and messiness.

Oil from the pen-ultimate spew is still washing ashore after 4 years.

by Budgreen January 17, 2014

Spew Goo

When Ryan Butcher from The Boys goes with Victoria Neumanns daughter, he could spew goo on her.

Homelander: Just nobody come back pregnant!
Homelander: Im kidding im kidding..
Homelander: Altough Ryan could Spew Goo

by shiteather2201 June 16, 2024