Spitz

v. to ejaculate violently

n. semen

Based on the indiscretions of NYS governor Elliot Spitzer...

"Oh...oh mah God...I'm gonna spitz!"

"Holy shit, there's spitz everywhere"

by Tizzy M December 9, 2008

Speez

A very chill person.

Usually a teacher.

Even though rude at times.

it is every kids favorite.

a sponsor of power ranger.

A huge fan of Ohio State University.

Person 1: whos that

person 2: oh thats speez

Person 1: is he cool

Person2 : yeah hes awesome!

by Bwoww2797 June 28, 2010

Spitzered

The ability to lose your prestigious, high profile, well paying job and the public's confidence, because you paid for sex.

Eliot was Spitzered by Kristen and the FBI.

by mecicon March 11, 2008

spez ed

spaz spack iddiot bastard get da fuk away freak

get lost ya spez ed

by emz September 10, 2003

shetzumatzu

some one who ties on -est
to as many words as he can
he also frequently does thing till is bawls come off

person1:I was laughing ma bawls off it was the mostestest funniest

Person2:what are u some sort of shetzumatzu

by azz kickr February 22, 2008

spitzrel

When your lower- region hair gets into knots.

"Oh! I can't pee! My pubes have gone into a spitzrel!"

by Thomas Smith, Christen Majchrowsky May 20, 2008

speztastic

The act of being a sped, a spaz, and fantastic all at the same time. Quite a feat some might say

"Wow Chloe. Way to be completely speztastic."

by mere-mere July 1, 2009