montana sheepshear

when your girlfriend doesnt have sex with you, you wait til she falls asleep and masturbate until you cum on her back then you shave her pubic hair then stick it to her back making her fuzzy like a sheep

last night i did a montana sheepshear to my girlfriend

by awesome24678 June 3, 2010

National SpeedSilver day

National SpeedSilver day, the day where we celebrate the youtube mastermind who started out with UHC videos.

''Hey man, its National SpeedSilver day, lets celebrate!''

by zuhm March 31, 2022

sheeps heart

The bulbous end of the penis

"his dick was massive, it was like a babies arm holding a sheeps heart"

by L.B.Seed August 21, 2004

Speedshitting

While dating a girl - particularly in the first awkward weeks - speedshitting refers to the act of taking a very fast shit in her appartment's/dowm room's bathroom, as to induce her to thing you were only - harmlessly - urinating.

Girl: "We spend a lot of time together...but I noticed...err"
Boy: "Yes?"
Girl "You...never seem to do a numer two!!"
Boy "Well...I was speedshitting"

by Brezzo85 June 28, 2011

SheepStudios

A company which thinks sheep are canvas, and that they create art, when in actuality all they do is suck dick.

"Did you hear about SheepStudios?"
"Yeah, they're fucking retarded."

by Ryenn The Hunter November 4, 2014

sleepstoned

When you have hardly had any sleep and you feel weird and say a bunch bizarre things and laugh about stupid shit. You seem high, but really you're only sleep deprived.

person 1: morgan's acting really weird!! is she high or something!
person 2: no man, she was up late studying for a test, she's just sleepstoned

by chrompxl October 11, 2014

Spees

Someone who is fierce in bed.

He's a spees so atleast sleep with him!

by Tomahawk69 April 6, 2022