spanking the beaver

Spanking the beaver refers to:
A) Performing rough intercourse on a hairy pussy

B) The Timson Folk Band song titled "Spank the Beaver" inspired by the act of spanking the beaver.

The minute I first saw her at cut rate community college, I knew I had to spank the beaver.

I'm in therapy because I got drunk and spanked your mom's beaver.

I'm ashamed my girlfriend walked in on me spanking the beaver with her roommate.

by Dr. Rhino December 3, 2013

Speaking Moistly

To spit on others when not wearing a mask.

Wearing a mask prevents you from speaking moistly.

by CaFrapMo April 18, 2020

am i speaking chinese?

The phrase “Am I Speaking Chinese?” Is a metaphor people use when they don’t think the other person understands something one has said/explained.

Do you understand or am I speaking Chinese?

by Meeklew2003 February 7, 2020

Spanking

A slap on the bottom with either the hand or a tool such as a belt that is given usually bent over the lap so the bottom is sticking skyward and therefore makes it easier to spank. Spankings are often given on the bare bottom or on panties (or male undies) pulled tight, but this does not mean it cannot be given over pants... It's simply not as effective however. Hits can range from hard to light which are referred to as love taps, and are usually given to girlfriends or wives. Spankings usually last for 40 medium spanks, or 20 hard spanks, plus some leg spanks.

Spankings are given as punishment or for sexual pleasure.

Your getting a spanking!

by HavaGanda November 1, 2015

speaking in tongues

term for a phenomenon which today is better known as "automatic" or "unconscious" talking. The person who "speaks in tongues" is unaware of what he says, he could talk in a foreign or made-up language, or fall back into speech patterns of his childhood.

Is mostly induced
by either psychoactive drugs (e.g. opium, lsd, psilocybin, mescaline) or a deep hypnotic trance.

Spectator: "They are speaking in tongues!"

by meistermilton June 2, 2004

Otk Spanking

Over the knee spanking.

The spanker, male or female puts the spankee over his/her knee and gives them an otk spanking on their bottom.

by Chuck48 March 18, 2011

spading

The activity performed in order to establish a relationship and/or acquire sexual favours from a particular target (spade victim).

I spaded her ass. Now I get to tap it!

I am the spade king because chicks spade me!

by King August 18, 2003