Horny Softee Serve

When a guy takes some laxatives before sex. The girl lays under him and pulls on his boner which makes him shit all over her like a softee serve ice cream machine

Man last night she got kinky and wanted to do the horny softee serve... It was pretty good

by Chicago Meat House November 20, 2011

sofie

a gold-digging home-wrecker with daddy issues. she seems nice, a little too nice, so watch out, ladies - she's actually got her eyes on your man. especially if your purse is a label and your husband is old enough to be her father

woman #1: too bad about Gail's divorce.
woman #2: well, her ex found his own Sofie.

by sobinder September 20, 2009

sofie

sofie is my favorite dish. i'll eat it in a car, or i'll eat it with a fish.

Mmm...that is a mighty good Sofie. May I please have some more?

by laurel February 24, 2004

sofer

A Mainer's sofa. A place for Mainer's to sit and drink their soder, whilst plotting idears.

Jimmy and Bobbi-sue are sitting on the sofer over there.

by Mandella P. Carona January 1, 2007

Softegg

Softegg refers to a man who acts like a little girl. This word is reserved for those who are wimpy and do not act like "real" men.

Stephen: I dont like bugs.
Judah: You are such a softegg.

Stephen: I dont want to hurt you, so maybe we should not shag.
Judah : Dont be such a softegg.

by Terminator222 September 23, 2010

sofier

A person who is successful in all they do. And will be a good parent.

Man, do I wish I had a sofier!

by branniepooh January 15, 2014

Sofe

A crazy girl, who is always laughing/talking.
She has a lot of boyfriends, so she is a bit of a slut.

A: Who is that laughing girl over there?
B: She is that one guys girlfriend
A: Oh so she's a Sofe

by ThatOneGirlThatEveryoneLikes January 4, 2017