A sober smoker is either:
A) A pot-smoker who doesn't drink
or
B) A pot-smoker who can function and act sober while high
A) A pot-smoker who doesn't drink
or
B) A pot-smoker who can function and act sober while high
(Example B)
Robbie: When we get their we gotta let dan and rob talk cause the rest of us are way to crunk and their sober smokers.
Robbie: When we get their we gotta let dan and rob talk cause the rest of us are way to crunk and their sober smokers.
by Pagz June 18, 2006
cha dude, I was so sober drunking last night.
by bubbles_2319 January 23, 2018
A way to describe yourself when you are so smashed you've deluded yourself into thinking you're sober.
by Dickweed McGee March 25, 2014
by Diabolicald39 December 23, 2020
A feeling of intermediate drunkenness where you can cycle out your sobriety and drunkenness mindsets at will. Switch from one to the other whenever you want. Still able to satisfyingly make smart executive decisions and maintain control when your sobriety is needed crucially.
Person 1: How is that guy still leading here us at Emily's place? All of us are drunk out of our minds like him but he keeps moving us forward. He's something else
Person 2: Ahh must be his sober filter special ability. He's the leader we need.
Person 2: Ahh must be his sober filter special ability. He's the leader we need.
by Mr. Unconditional Love October 18, 2019
Guy 1: I haven't had one sip of alcohol tonight.
Guy 2: Hey same! Let's go rip some Sober Butts!
Guy 1: I love being an asshole and getting lung cancer.
Guy 2: Hey same! Let's go rip some Sober Butts!
Guy 1: I love being an asshole and getting lung cancer.
by Mr. Tarsky April 06, 2017
"Somebody's drunk"
"Pshh, no I'm not. I'm as sober as a cow!"
"Only a drunk person would say that...drunk ass"
"Pshh, no I'm not. I'm as sober as a cow!"
"Only a drunk person would say that...drunk ass"
by SoberCow November 27, 2015