sober Irishman

an impossibility

There is not a sober Irishman in the entire world

by Robbie J June 10, 2003

soberchill

the act of being amazingly fun without drinking alcohol

Guy #1 : Hey, did you go to Sydney's Party?
Guy #2: Yes, and it was soberchill.

by violaplayer994 January 2, 2009

Soberski

A Soberski is a different name for a feelski, the greatest feeling your bitch will feel. Mother Fucker. It involves reaching around from behind, and grabbing/ manly massaging your woman's sweater puppies. Use with caution. Will get any bitches beaf curtains moist with desire.

Woman: Oh my GOD!!! That felt so GOOOOD! I wan't your rock hard member inside of me!!! Was that a feelski?!

You: Nah bitch. That was a Soberski

by SwoleKid November 8, 2010

Sobering

something that is so indescribably boring, that it has the ability to strip the alcohol from a human body therefore rendering the person involved completely sober.

"You are utterly SOBERING"

by Kat and Henry November 5, 2005

soberist

A person who chooses to not drink alcoholic beverages (i.e. stay sober)

Donnie is the designated drive because he is a soberist.

by tossayo November 2, 2008

soberity

A disease caused by a lack of alcohol in the system. Symptoms include logic, reasoning and the ability to say 'no' to a game of strip poker.

Can be cured by a visit to the local pub

Person A: Help! I cant distinguish the difference between a woman and a dog!

Person B: Sounds like a bad case of soberity. you'd better visit the doctor

by Kris September 20, 2003

Sober

Not drinking alcohol. This term does not apply to drugs.

"I'm sober but I sure ain't clean!"

by Flopings March 25, 2017