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Power Socking 

Wearing socks that are either brightly colored or heavily patterned such that they sharply contrast with the wearer's outfit. Power Socking is a statement of boldness. The more contrasted the better.

The sharpest contrasts are achieved directly between the socks and pants or socks and shoes.
Note: Socks must match each other, but must not match any other part of the outfit, otherwise it's not Power Socking.
Some examples of Power Socking include:
Orange socks with a blue pants
Green socks with red shoes
Plaid socks with striped pants
Power Socking by Coltronix October 27, 2011

Wind socking 

After anal sex the bowel prolapses
I bummed her so hard i ended up wind socking her
Wind socking by Chop81 January 10, 2021

Whats Shaking

Yo my niggaa whats shaking
Whats Shaking by KINGREUBEN October 25, 2008

Shaking Hands with Abe Lincoln 

Masturbation; spanking the monkey; shining the pope; pleasing the tall dude with the beard; playing 5 on 1, hanging out with Mary Palmer and her 5 sisters
When the professor asked the students if "there were any other terms for masturbation" to add to the list he had on the board during our human sexuality class, the class fell silent. Then, this grisly old dude in the back crowed out "shaking hands with Abe Lincoln". His addition shocked the entire class including the professor.
When your quaking and shook at the same time
"Did you see the Kardashian 10 year anniversary special I was shaking the whole time."
Shaking by Annora Wiston September 26, 2017

Shaking the vending machine

Having sex with a fat chick.

In either case, there is usually snacking involved afterward.
When you get too drunk or just simply its been a while you may end up "shaking the vending machine".