Snuggie

Noun: A Utopian blanket, which resembles a backwards robe in appearance.

Snuggies are made for the comfort of almost every living organism on the planet, uniting all on earth in warm,cozy cocoons. Snuggies are often associated with the occult or Communism.
Not to be confused with Snookie from Jersey Shore.

Greg: Hey man that Snuggie you're wearing looks pretty comfy, where can I get one?

Tom: You must ask the magical faeries to spin you one from magic thread.

Greg:Um, what faeries?

Tom:Wait, don't you see the little people flying around? They're everywhere.

Greg: Um, okay...

by The Ghost of Noah Webster May 4, 2010

Snuggie sutra

A list of sex positions that are made possible with a snuggie

Wow im at third base with Jenny so I better break out the Snuggie sutra

by Swami123456789 December 27, 2010

Snuggler

One who enslaves Tiwanese children to work in a Snuggie factory for very low pay and no assets. It is very wrong to be a snuggler, so if you see one, smack him!

"Run children, don't get captured by the snuggler!"

by LOLZORZ GUY (Gurble) April 4, 2009

Snuggie

A form of a wedgie where the underwear is pulled as high as physically possible

His ass crack is bleeding from the snuggie the bully gave him

by suburban man September 3, 2010

Snuggie

A hand job with a winter glove

Nothing better on a cold Winter night than a snuggie from the guy behind the 7-11

by Superhomo333 November 4, 2011

snuggie

(v.) To get warm or comfortable by means of a Snuggie.

I'm gonna go get my snuggie on.

by xmaaron October 18, 2010

Snuggie Rage

The pointless frustration and retarded anger that comes from failing at doing the simplest things: I.E. tying your shoes, cooking pasta, buckling your seatbelt, reading a book, all that good shit.

"GOD DAMMIT THIS JAR OF PICKLES IS FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE TO OPEN RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE"
"Whoa man, chill out! You just have a bad case of Snuggie Rage!"

by bear_horns September 10, 2011