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Flesh Snorkel

Flesh Snorkel is another name for a penis. It is referred to in this manner due to a male's penis diving into a female's moistened meat clam, thereby snorkeling.
"Man she was so ready, her nanner curtains were so moist that I rammed my flesh snorkel right in!"
by Genjio August 17, 2015
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dirty snorkel

A sexual act where the giver licks the receivers bumhole whilst vigorously tugging on his penis, giving the appearance of someone cleaning their snorkel
Gemma couldn't wait to clean Simons dirty snorkel after the enchantment under the sea ball
by cleaveland steamboat October 26, 2015
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Turtle snorkel

They banned turtle snorkels at Mc Donald's, that's why your drink tastes like cardboard
by Eat420 October 15, 2019
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mexican snorkel

when your parter fills their mouth with a mixture of chilli powder and water. you then proceed to have oral sex with them causing inflamation to both particapants. at the point of climax the sucker gargles, after climax the sucker proceed to swallow both the load and the cilli water
Boy 1: "fuck bro my cock really hurts"
Boy 2: "how come?"
Boy 1: "my girlfriend gave me the mexican snorkel, my penis is more inflamed then grenfell"
Boy 2: "holy fuck dude"
by xxx_feggit_xxx January 3, 2020
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Toilet Snooks

(n) Toilet: a fixed receptacle into which a person may urinate or defecate, typically consisting of a large bowl connected to a system for flushing away the waste into a sewer or septic tank.

"Liz heard the toilet flush"

(n) Snook: Chiefly British. The gesture of thumbing one's nose in defiance or derision.

“Chiefly in cock a snook at to indicate contempt for by this gesture”

This is slang for a snort of cocaine off a bathroom receptacle. Rolling up the Benjamins and realizing you’ve seen a few too many Ben Affleck films - and the corresponding nightmares. This is for saying, “I could’ve worked on Wall Street,” too many times to the friends that no longer talk to you. This is for saying, “The most successful people drive Honda’s,” at private parties where you’re the poorest guest.
KJ: “Oh shit, Don Rickles just died.”

SCOTT: long pause “...Good”

ANDY: “Fuck that guy! Hey guys, see any good porns lately?”
JJ: “Who the FUCK is Don Rickles?”

CONNOR: “You guys need to lay off of the toilet snooks.”
by Jeff Albino June 10, 2021
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Pork Snork

It means something is no good, broken, beyond repair etc.
Sorry Freddy, it's fucked, it's had the Pork Snork.
by El Barnito June 30, 2023
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snortskies

Lets go pick up some snortskies for the party.

"Dude did you see Dylan leave the party in an ambulance?" Yea man, too much snortskies.
by OGKUSHKILLA September 25, 2013
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