Butterface-Scuffin Muffin Spectrum (B-SMS)

The spectrum by which a girl's body is rated in comparison to her face, where butterface is an ugly face v a nice body and scuffin muffin is a nice face v an ugly body. A zero is optimal, denoting your body and face are roughly at the same attractiveness level.

Guy: "Ehh I'll give her a overall 7.5 on the hotness scale, but on the Butterface-Scuffin Muffin Spectrum (B-SMS) she's moderately leaning towards Scuffin Muffin."

by Cunty Punter October 18, 2010

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Sherwood Middle School (SMS)

A hell of a place labeled as a “school” where all the kids are either traumatized from other kids or oblivious to how fucking annoying they are. They’re all either obese furries that wear buttplug tails, neo-nazis, sped kids, annoying football and basketball kids, iPad kids, preppy girls or emo. The most interesting thing that happens is when a small fight happens and everyone records it or when the popular guy asks a popular girl to the dance only to dump her a week later. The teachers all fall into a few categories: Obese, woke, old women, pedophile math teachers and hot substitutes. The only interesting thing about this school is the excess of ugly ass haircuts the guys have

Types of kids:
6th grade girls: Think they’re in high school and vape and make TikTok’s in the bathroom
6th grade boys: Retards and football kids
7th grade girls: Hella annoying girls with no personality that are all pick me or emo
7th grade boys: They are the only ones vandalizing the bathroom
8th grade girls: Think they’re hot shit and have a body count of 12
8th grade guys: Pedophiles and neo-nazis

1: I go to sherwood middle school (sms)
2: kys

by Schoolhater69420 February 22, 2024

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