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Smegma lord

A gamer or geeky dude who has bad hygiene, smells bad and does not wear deodorant.
Don’t want to go to the super smash bros tournament since there are too many smegma lords and it reeks.
by MisamisaHime June 11, 2022
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Smegma

Smegma is a combination of shed skin cells, skin oils, and moisture. It occurs in both male and female mammalian genitalia
For example: daiton garside has stinky smegma 24/7 (he needs a wash)
by Stinky smeg October 20, 2023
mugGet the Smegmamug.

Smegma factory

(noun): a dick, one to be considered of fine crafting.
Sanchez replied " god crafted a smegma factory in these pants."
by Becker936 January 27, 2017
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smegma-master

Someone who collects large amounts of smegma.
Unfortunatly… ur son… is a smegma-master
by willinatorn December 21, 2023
mugGet the smegma-mastermug.

pussy smegma

When an inexperienced or dirty man has a crusty pp and he stinks up your vajayjay
Girl me and Shanay were having a 3 way with Rob and he gave us that pussy Smegma.
by Beans burnt July 21, 2020
mugGet the pussy smegmamug.

Smegma

i love how this smegma tastes
by foreskinslapper February 18, 2024
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smegma

a way to insult a "pretend sigma"
random twelve year old: *says a homophobic comment*
people with common sense: look at that SMEGMA!
by haz3.ox May 7, 2024
mugGet the smegmamug.

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