ian small boat

Ian small boat is the kind of vehicle you would wanna buy. It has triple-layered moose cock dipped in not only oil but also smoothie made from mcwendy's fries. It also has its own head to talk sh+t. and we all know with sh+t comes farts, which generates the boat to travel in the speed of 0miles per hour. However, it is made to be operated on land, meaning that if used on water, it just capsizes.

salesman: so u wanna buy the ian small boat?
me:nah*looking at price tag*
salesman: I'm warning u,u will regret this!
me when I get home: ahh crap I just realized that the ian small boat can replace my half broken dustbin that was blown u in 19 by fckin nazis

by yetetetetetetetetetetteeeeeeet May 29, 2019

Small_peenttv

Small_peenttv is a meme page with around six hundred followers and he has really good memes

1. Small_peenttv is the best meme page

by Poopoo shit September 17, 2019

small titty goth gf

your goth gf who is apart of the itty bitty titty committee

hey, thats my small titty goth gf!

by anonymous October 23, 2020

propa nuff small

a very exagerated statement to describe somthing.
propa) asin propa
nuff) asin nuff
small) sarcasm, meaning rather large

"propa nuff small whitey man!"
"that boys head is propa nuff small"
"fuck look at that extra chin on double bez! PROPA NUFF SMALL!"
"bez is a propa nuff small lovable tyke"

by wally September 23, 2004

Cut the small talk

If someone says 'cut the small talk', it means that this pointless conversation is headed nowhere and has no meaning. It can be used when:
- The person is tired of wasting their time and energy talking or doing something with someone, feeling it is going nowhere

Applicable situations:
1) First encounter with a stranger, too much small talk
2) Multiple encounters with stranger, with nothing happening
3) Estranged family members, you mutually both wouldn't go out of your way to meet them after the event

Do not use if you:
- Will feel awkward afterwards, or feel the need to talk to people around you to prevent 'awkward silence'
- Have got no balls (applicable to male and female)

Do use if you:
- Would rather sit there in another persons company and not talk because theres no point.

'Lets cut the small talk'

by sugar dognuts June 9, 2018

All the Small Things

True care truth brings
I'll take one lift
Your ride, best trip
Always I know
You'll be at my show
Watching, waiting
Commiserating
Say it ain't so, I will not go
Turn the lights off, carry me home
Na-na, na-na, na-na, na-na, na, na
Na-na, na-na, na-na, na-na, na, na
Na-na, na-na, na-na, na-na, na, na
Na-na, na-na, na-na, na-na, na, na
Late night, come home
Work sucks, I know
She left me roses by the stairs
Surprises let me know she cares
Say it ain't so, I will not go
Turn the lights off, carry me home
Na-na, na-na, na-na, na-na, na, na
Na-na, na-na, na-na, na-na, na, na
Na-na, na-na, na-na, na-na, na, na
Na-na, na-na, na-na, na-na, na, na
Say it ain't so, I will not go
Turn the lights off, carry me home
Keep your head still, I'll be your thrill
The night will go on, my little windmill
Say it ain't so, I will not go (na-na, na-na, na-na, na-na, na, na)
Turn the lights off, carry me home (na-na, na-na, na-na, na-na, na, na)
Keep your head still, I'll be your thrill (na-na, na-na, na-na, na-na, na, na)
The night will go on (na-na, na-na, na-na, na-na, na, na)
The night will go on (na-na, na, na)
My little windmill

All the small things! True care thrush brings.

by JoJo the whatever November 23, 2019

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

b e e b e e b e e b e e

SUS According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

by Big_Sussy_Amogus October 14, 2021