smiling asshole

someone who is so happy if they bent over their asshole would be smiling at you :)

The boss was so happy with his workers jobs that he had a smiling asshole.

by unknown asshole7777 February 7, 2010

smiling behind the wheel

To masturbate while driving

Dave: Yo, where's Lance?

Jason: He got caught smiling behind the wheel. Might be looking at a public indecency charge.

Tetsuo: Dang yo!

by FriendOrFlake October 9, 2014

smaping

The same thing as snapping, except spelled differently.

Alot of people have been coming and smaping and being really stupid idiots that don't stop & its really annoying, thats why alot have been leaving!"

by SoApBoX November 8, 2007

smoling

-when your high smoking a cigarette for the lord
-smoking a cig next to a cross
-smoking by the church

inhaling smoke next to a religious person place or thing

Im so stressed, i think ill just go smoling and get blessed.

by molly midget November 19, 2010

scaling the mullet

the act of masturbation

i went fishing and didnt catch a thing so i was just scaling the mullet

by ryansmith June 1, 2011

Smiling Dandy

While already partaking in the act of dipping, one decides to elevate their buzz to a higher level and simultaneously smoke a cigarette.

Connor: Dude, that guy is totally having a smiling dandy right now. I bet he's buzzin like crazy!
John: Yea...he's probably gonna die in two weeks.

by ayedontknow December 1, 2011

Swaling

Surviving in a great deal of strife and trouble

Dan: Man, I can't take this class anymore

Steve: You can do it, just keep swaling

by pd6318 August 2, 2011