Smorking

When you get a fish to suck you dick freaky style then have a dog eat the fish off your dick

I caught my boyfriend smorking on the public beach with my family dog

by Dookieking May 8, 2024

SLURKING

The act of sneaking and lurking around departments or professional divisions to phish for information you are not privileged to know otherwise. Commonly found in the dark crevices of the workplace. Typically manifests in the form of a 6'2, 270lbs Hispanic bald male who is self-conscious about his hairline and weight. Attracted to females named "Donna" and a multitude of sweet treats.

Bobby D was caught slurking around the Commander's Office gathering tea to be disseminated throughout the rest of the organization in a slithering, slimy, slinky, way.

by azvalley66 April 16, 2025

Snorking

When you fall asleep during a game of cards then start pounding your ham

Damn dude look at John, he’s been snorking ever since he lost fish and fell asleep

by Gothmommylover May 4, 2025

Sporking

To cuddle (spooning) with prong of "fork" inserted in "spoon"

Me and my husband were sporking when we fell asleep.

by Halos X January 2, 2026

Hot Rod Sporking

The act of heating a metal spork with a blowtorch until it's red hot, and using it as a strap-on. The thrusting must be done in a scooping motion to catch any poop inside the rectum. As the spoon eventually cools down, the dominate party will pull it out of the submissive's ass, and force the luke warm shit covered spork in the submissivs's mouth to clean off.

My ass is still burned from that hot rod sporking Diane gave me...

by anakedmaninahospitalroof December 20, 2024