Sloffy Tart

A whore who is quite disgusting to look at so will never get laid, despite trying to sell herself.

The majority of chav girls who are fat and have faces like turnips are sloffy tarts, shame no one would ever want to sleep with them.

by Toothpaste Salad April 22, 2009

scoffing

eating to excess. stuffing your face.

Iain sat there scoffing the whole packet of Jaffa Cakes.

by world March 31, 2005

sloof

secretive, sneaky, stealthy (from sleuth)

after I got 86'd I had to be sloof

by Joel Mitchell November 18, 2003

scoff

A sound that evil/wicked people say

*scoff* *scoff* i hearby to kill you all.

by Dictionary March 18, 2003

sluff juice

vaginal secretions of the sexually aroused female

"When that fish scent fills the air,
there'll be sluff juice everywhere" -- Wang Dang Doodle

by Weak Thought October 15, 2010

Sloaf

A Slo As Fuck Creature...like my teenage son. Like a sloth, but infinitely slower.

Jackson! Get your ass out of bed, we got shit to do. You are such a frigging SLOAF.

by ftroop December 1, 2016

slofie

a dumbass word Apple is trying to trademark and only hillary clinton would use that sounds like some oral sex innuendo used in the bible belt
(slow motion selfie)

here's a slofie of me puking up my avocado on toast

by decffs September 19, 2019