Tits In a Sling

extremely easy. easily achieved.

"Dude i put money on the lakers, but there only up by 1 and lebron has the ball, will i win?"

-" Tits in a Sling man, lebrons a choke."

by Anthara November 30, 2010

slovakian sling shot

When you grab a girls vagina lips and use them as a sling shot.

Hey Keefe, you should give that chick a Slovakian sling shot!

by slikek March 11, 2010

Singapore Sling

The act of shitting into a trashcan because the toilet is occupied, followed by taking the trashbag, swinging it around, and slinging it off a balcony to hide the evidence.

I had to shit so bad in the hotel room and Cate was on the toilet, so I just did the Singapore Sling!

by The Slinger November 19, 2015

Red Sling

To complete a "Red Sling" Follow these steps:
1.If your lucky enough to stumble upon a friends moms red thong pick it up.
2.Hide it behind your back and call friend over.
3.Once in range throw red thong at friends face.
4.Upon impact begin laughing as you have just completed the fabled Red Sling.

Zack shouts: "Josh come here for a second!"
Josh: "what ma..*hit in face with red thong*"
Zack: "hahah Red Sling beeeyyyoootttcchhhhh!!"
Josh: "Your fuckin weird man.."
Zack: "I'm not the one sniffin my mom's underwear haha"
Josh: "whatever.."

by C.C.B January 15, 2010

Shlong sling

Medical apparatus utilized when an individual fractures their phallus. It prevents excessive jostling and also prohibits potentially hazardous turgidity.

Shaniqua rode me so hard I think my dick is broke... I need a shlong sling.

by Jealous McOferrik March 6, 2008

Gershwin Sling

A man's bathing suit which tends to over accentuate his 'business' or 'package', as it were. Also known as a banana hammock.

The vision of Dave in his Gershwin sling was both breathtaking and disturbing.

by Eastern Wanderer May 18, 2009

Junk Sling

A backless version of the Half Body Thong would be the Junk Sling; A pouch for one’s Junk and an elastic or cording drawstring over the neck.

Only a few guys can feel comfortable wearing a Junk Sling to the beach.

by I'm a guy and I wear Speeods October 9, 2014