simp

i’m sorry kaylie please take me back i know you cheated but it’s okay i think we can work around it.

me:“i am a simp for you kaylie”
kaylie: *cheating noises*

by istilloveu March 13, 2020

Simp

Squirrels
In
My
Pants

There are squirrels in my pants!
Tell me whats makin' you jump like that!
S-I-M-P (simp), Squirrels in my pants!
Ain't got no chickens,
Ain't got no rats...

by B-bree April 5, 2020

Simple Dick

No relations, no connections, no feelings.

Simply dick.

Jane was really stressed, but doesn't want a man. So she got some simple dick.

Hey yo gurl, you want some of dat simple dick.

by stoned manatee May 29, 2014

The Simp

one who simply puts in too much effort for a girl they will never end up with

Daniel is quite literally the simp of the century.

by Conrad Lakeem @ Trenches April 17, 2020

The SimpleFlips Effect

When you give up all hope on doing something absolutely ridiculous and convoluted, you successfully do that insanely idiotic thing you were doing.

SimpleFlips: I'm never doing this trick. I'm a failure, a fraud, and a villain. There is no hope for me ever doing this in a MILLION years.
*Does it immediately afterwards*
Chat: The SimpleFlips Effect strikes again!

by RealBupBoy August 19, 2020

SIML

Sexual Intercourse My Life. A politically correct way to say Fuck My Life.
A polite way to express disdain at the severe fucking of one's life by a person, place, or thing

Today, someone literally shit in my cornflakes. SIML

by SImylife November 21, 2009

Simela

Simela is a very funny girl. She doesn’t even have to try to make you laugh, she just will. She cares a lot for people and will never leave anybody out. If you have a friend named Simela NEVER leave her.

Girl 1: Wow that girl cares so much for people!

Girl 2: yep she’s definitely a Simela

by Bell is the name August 26, 2021