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by ehxbs May 27, 2020

Simon

A name for a really bad haircut.

Bob: Nice hair!

Harry: Yeah, the hairdresser calls it a 'Simon' haircut because it's really bad.

by dhfhzdnhnhjdjj August 03, 2007

Simon

A bloke who posts up a picture of their first day at the gym

First day at the gym. Simon?

by Zing on bloke September 19, 2020

Simon

a big asian that is interested in everyones lunch

OOoooooO wheres my lunch? OOOOo what is tht? a carrot? or a pop tart? says simon

by Yuri Suri February 25, 2009

Simon

An unusually short person, who most likely plays video games in class.

"That guy is only three feet tall."
"Wow, he's almost as short as Simon."

by BlackoutZero December 11, 2008

Simone Simons

Dutch Mezzo-soprano singer who is the lead vocalist of symphonic metal band Epica. She gained a recent explosion in popularity due to the blogger known as Element continuously posting videos of himself fapping to her music videos. This was particularly odd to many members of the internet community due to Simons' reputation of being extremely unattractive. It has also been rumoured that she may in fact have a penis, but these allegations have not been confirmed.

Guy 1: What was Joe doing last night?

Guy 2: Not sure, probably fapping to Simone Simons again.

by Omni64 February 22, 2010

simone

a guy
its a guy
why are the definitions just girl like bruh

simone=guy

by Globglogabgalab February 19, 2020