Jim Simmons

When you’re getting hot and heavy with a dude, fully clothed, and he cums in his pants.

Ashley totally got Jim Simmonsed last night. What a loser ass clown.

by AKattt October 25, 2019

Colin Simmons

by Lil Gary July 29, 2019

The master of Elias sool won. grandmaster of fart techniques. The master of farting

Person 1: do you know elias sool won
Person 2: eww thats a farting son of a bitch
Elias simmons farting, thats how you do it.

by ie peaple jack April 20, 2023

A 6'10 pg who is arguably the goat who has a higher FG% than Steph Curry while shooting with his left hand even though he is a righty.

by Ben Simmons Fan June 8, 2023

The absolute pakitron(also known as lebomb) he will blow u up like hes bin laden.
Also his mum is fucking leng not a fan of mr johnson though.

"Pakitron josh simmons will blow u up"

by Pakitron5000 November 24, 2021