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sidewalk spittaz

Hip hop band from Perth, Australia. Mainly known for not rapping about barbeques and being aussie like all other aussie hip hoppers
SWS dont rap about barbeques, only about fucking the dead.
by franklin February 16, 2004
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Sidewalk commentary

The act of dishing or commenting on observations made about people, places, and things seen in every day life..Not to be confused with gossip.
We were making sidewalk commentary about her boob job..
by Polodad March 14, 2010
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sidewalk snowplow

A group of people walking shoulder-to-shoulder on the sidewalk who refuse break formation to allow oncoming pedestrians to pass.
I was on my way to work when I encountered a group of teenagers who were walking the opposite direction. I had to step into the gutter to avoid colliding with that sidewalk snowplow.
by Kuiper Beltran July 26, 2010
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sidewalk hostess

by Wodvfvdggrq March 16, 2014
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sidewalk cruncher

When a true alpha male, exceeds his bodies own expectation,his minds expectations and grows as big and as solid as a fucking oak.

This man can be heard from all round the town, even when he's sleeping! His foot steps crush the side walk and will be known as a 'side walk crunching mother fucker' people fear him.

He is crazy strong, and he knows it, he can crush mountains and end wars!

He'll just go out there and them troops will here him coming and be like, 'Is that a tank?' 'No man, it's something much worse...' 'worse than a tank?' They'll say. 'Yes, much worse, it's a side walk crunching mother fucker, and we better fucking run!'

Now I ain't no racist, but these 'side walk crunching mother fuckers' are usually black, but once in a blue moon, a white will appear from the crowd. Now these white ones are in fact to be feared, but for all different reasons:
- They wear these weird loose fitting vests.
- Weirder, low neck tee-shirts.
- Horrendously tight, trousers (or pants for you Americans).
- And to top it off, running trainers! wtf!

Not all have this dress code, but the vast majority!

Whereas, some of these white kind can be damn violent so watch out and be sure to not get in their face. Especially not on trains, clubs, fish and chip shops, etc.

Also if you happen to see them, don't be afraid to ask for a picture, they like it. It ain't like asking for a picture with a fat guy.
"You know mack?"
"Oh c'mon he's that sidewalk cruncher from down town."
"Ahh, big Mack, yeah I know the man."
by prian July 9, 2014
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sidewalk intelligent

The man was struck by a car while crossing the road. Friends claimed he was never street smart. ..only sidewalk intelligent!
by Mattayo89 November 14, 2014
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sidewalk monopoly

When a large group of slow moving people won't let you walk as quickly down the sidewalk as you would like to.
Joe: Man, I can't stand these sidewalk monopoly divas.

Bob: These what?

Joe: Never mind.
by plantsneedwaterman June 1, 2015
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