Shitpaper

Alternate name for toilet paper. Name was adopted when two friends saw toilet paper on the ground covered in shit.

Josh found some shitpaper on the ground. Darien decided to adopt the name for laughs.

Shitpaper comes in different colors, sizes, and scents (usage varies this)

by Josh Courtoreille May 19, 2007

crank that shit up

to describe that one would like the music turned up

crank that shit up, are you a dj or a ho?

by jaffaw July 21, 2009

shitpicking

The act of trying to find every little freaking thing wrong about anything, in a rather sad/pathetic attempt to validate one's intelligence, yet the act of shitpicking actually does the opposite; as it proves that the person shitpicking is so desperate for attention that they will grasp at literally anything in an attempt to prove someone else wrong, and/or win an argument.

Person 1: (referencing a baking recipe on the web for a "brownie cookie") The person who owns this baking site should know that a brownie IS a cookie, and in fact, is a type of bar cookie. I read it in a book in my culinary arts class, the name of the recipe is just retarded.

Person 2: the average person would not consider a brownie to be a cookie

Person 1: yes, but the person who runs this baking website should know this. I consider the brownie/cookie thing to be a biggy mistake

Person 2: you're shitpicking. stop.

by smartgenius1 May 26, 2009

shitpiss

The act of shitting that is of piss texture.

Dan go so horny that she snuck out of his basement door just to take a shitpiss on the first pair of tits he could find.

by Fuck you February 21, 2003

Shitepoke

A word that my parents used to discribe a small devilish person.
They where of northern european desent, and often used the word.

He's such a little shitepoke.

by pommom July 22, 2006

blow dat shit up

translation: call my cell phone

black people make up their own language due to their inability to speak an existing one.

by Johnny Rebel May 23, 2004

shitposting

shitposting is posting random low quality stuff on the internet

for example: stop shitposting tf2 memes bro

by ur mom any% March 29, 2021