1. Occurs when a human-male is sitting on the toilet (#2) and his testicles are hanging to low into the bowl (usually during hot days as the ball-bag is more relaxed). As the turd descends into the toilet bowl, it scrapes the testicles fowling them with feces (aka. shiticiles).
2. Occurs when a man wipes back-to-front, effectively getting feces on his nut-sack (usually unbeknownst to the man).
3. Reference: See 'Duck-Butter' for the result of having a prolonged case of the shiticles.
2. Occurs when a man wipes back-to-front, effectively getting feces on his nut-sack (usually unbeknownst to the man).
3. Reference: See 'Duck-Butter' for the result of having a prolonged case of the shiticles.
1. "Seriously, i shouldn't have had a burrito with a coffee chaser for lunch today, my boys are so itchy, i think i have shiticles"
2. "My wife was right when she told my daughter to always wipe front-to-back, i didn't listen, now I have a mean rash from a prolonged case of shiticles"
3. "The meeting was at 10 am, i didn't have time to wipe, i think my shiticles has become a full fledged case of duck butter"
2. "My wife was right when she told my daughter to always wipe front-to-back, i didn't listen, now I have a mean rash from a prolonged case of shiticles"
3. "The meeting was at 10 am, i didn't have time to wipe, i think my shiticles has become a full fledged case of duck butter"
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an idiot, a moron, someone you dont like very much.
a farm animal that is born with birth defects, from the pig family, known to be a stupid animal and very annoying.
a farm animal that is born with birth defects, from the pig family, known to be a stupid animal and very annoying.
that guy is a shitpig, fuck off shitpig,
my uncle has a retarded animal in that pigpen over there-he's my pet shitpig.
my uncle has a retarded animal in that pigpen over there-he's my pet shitpig.
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Yes.
Yes.
Fred: Ah, fuck, its so messy!
Steve: What happened!?
Fred: Nothing, its just Matt is so shitdickulous. I need to clean this up.
Steve: What happened!?
Fred: Nothing, its just Matt is so shitdickulous. I need to clean this up.
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Get the shitsickle mug.Again coined by Elusive of TeamFHA.Com. In his day job working in Network Operations at an ISP he sees a lot of incompetency. This word was coined out of his frustration and describes those individuals who do not take the initiative to get out of bed let alone better themselves at their jobs.
1. Incompetent fuck
2. Deadbeat loser
3. Imbecile
1. Incompetent fuck
2. Deadbeat loser
3. Imbecile
Tom: Where's Lou?
Mike: Ahh, that fucking shitpimple wouldn't come to work because his tire spun on a dog turd.
Mike: Ahh, that fucking shitpimple wouldn't come to work because his tire spun on a dog turd.
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