Shister

Morbidly obese, mentally retarded, obsessively mean, stupendously arrogant guy named SG. Has a strange ego and says outlandish shit that should get him put on a list.

I FUCKIN HATE THAT BIG BLUBBERY BASTARD SHISTER!!!

by ZoRwO July 23, 2025

Shitted

When someone or something is fire.

*IG POST*
“shitted”

by ehhhrrf October 22, 2025

bitch shifted

Sleeping with a fat chick and then your mates come and do her afterwards.

One by one, each time you 'shift the bitch'.

I bitch shifted a few fat girls last night with a couple of mates.

by maddonkey May 20, 2009

bare shirted

Not wearing a shirt while slacking

Julio was bare shirted while on the slack line.

by Slacktastic76 December 7, 2009

counter shitted

When someone disses someone else bad, however the retort is so much better that it makes the original person cry.

Dyrees- "Your Dad is gay, I saw him on a gay porn site."

Jamaal- "What the fuck where you doing on a gay porn site?"

Derrek- "Damn Dyrees, you just got counter shitted!"

by Fantastic KUHN December 17, 2013

two shitted

One upmanship: "I went to Bali for a week" reply "sounds good, I just got back from a month in Europe" or "just had a shit" reply "man I just took 2 shits"

Oh no two shitted again!

by Messhall May 26, 2018

Ape shitted on

When someone goes ape shit mode on another person as a means of sexual assault

My daughter got ape shitted on and killed herself.

by Terrence Williams September 24, 2019