Mushroom Shaped Bruise

The moment after release during oral sex a man will pop his member on the females forehead two or three times resulting in a red/purple bruise in the shape of a baby bella mushroom. Thus marking your territory as a well hung cullinary master.

After she blew me I gave her a mushroom shaped bruise and marked her for life.

by Col. Kilgore October 9, 2011

pig scared

A witness that is reluctant to talk to the police for fear of the possible consequences.

He's not gonna talk to the popo, he's too pig scared.

by Jocephus September 30, 2013

butt scared

Scared so bad your butt clenches

An old dude jump out of the bushes and butt scared me.

by Taldoc3 January 26, 2014

The Morning Shakedown

Shanking the shit out of someone from 4 AM to 10 am.

Are you ready for The Morning Shakedown?

by NoahNoodle December 22, 2020

You got shaqed

The term "you got shaqed" refers to your wife or gf shoving a big black meat horse cock in your ass and turns your insides into mom spaghetti.

Me: My girlfriend used a moby huge on me

Friend: Damn bro, you got shaqed.

by UrBn-_-Zombie April 12, 2022

shabed

a shabed is a man who enjoys taking men to bed. The shabed also enjoys women but cannot get it up for them.

kamal: yo humza why do they call u shabed
humza: because i take men to bed

by shazebra July 4, 2009

Shardae

An unique human being and loves hard. Very beautiful and outgoing

My cousin is beautiful like an shardae
Get you an shardae

by Shadaee December 22, 2016