outrage selfie

Boasting about your outrage for personal recognition and to shift the conversation to you.

Ted doesn't care about minority rights, his comments are outrage selfies.

by JefferiesTube March 27, 2017

Selfiecide

People who inadvertently walk into a hazardous situation while trying to take a selfie.

She's gone, she tried to take a selfie of herself while she was driving. She committed selfiecide.

by Some Bever January 27, 2015

selfsexual

adj.
Being sexually and romantically attracted to one's self. It goes beyond just looking one's self in the mirror to check if everything is in place. It goes to the level of actually turning one's self on by doing nothing more than looking at their own self!
A person who is selfsexual may be seen actually flirting with themself in mirrors or becoming aroused by watching nakkid videos of just themself.

Dude One: Check out that chick creaming over herself!
Dude Two: Sheit, all the hot chicks here are either lebsian or selfsexual. We ain't getting any play here!
Dude One: No way! Selfsexual chicks are hella easy.

by fcsuper July 28, 2008

Selfie

A strange phenomenon in which the photographer is also the subject of the photograph, in a subversive twist on the traditional understanding of the photograph. Usually conducted because the subject cannot locate a suitable photographer to take the photo, like a friend.

Hugh-man 1: Charles, my prince! I see you took a selfie last night! I found this out on the book of faces, on the interwebz. Ghastly stuff, those selfies!

Hugh-man 2: Leave Charles alone! If he doesn't want to have friends, that is his prerogative!

Charles mumbles inaudibly as they gag him and put him in the back of a van.

by A Myth March 17, 2013

Selfish

When he doesn't share shrimps with you

Barù you're selfish

by IlParagnosta April 8, 2022

Selfsploitation

The act of exploiting ones self for ones own gain. A social influencer in this day and age, who uses ones own identity and/or character for financial or influential gain. Usually at any cost, even at the cost of their own detriment.

It's cool in this social media world people can make their own content and make their own money enjoying the fruits of selfsploitation instead of working for someone else, being exploited, and getting a small portion of the revenue after they put in so much work.

by O.D. Sanchez January 13, 2019

selfies

pictures taken of oneself while holding the camera at arms length. also known as being camera raped, where one person takes many pictures of themself on anothers camera

dude, margaret raped my camera last night she took so many selfies!

by mrmong December 13, 2010