spooky season

Fall time of year around Halloween where everyone gets spooky vibes

It's spooky season so let's watch scary movies

by MC CROWE September 26, 2018

seasoned toker

A person who has been smoking marijuana for a long time.

A person who smokes a lot of weed.

A very experienced smoker

"Hey dude! Do you know who is a seasoned toker?"

"Shyeah, Willie Nelson homeboy"

by ismokeganja January 23, 2009

Seasonally Confused

When a person is dressed in clothing from the conplete opposite season that it actually is

"Your friend is wearing a tank top in the middle of the winter. She is so seasonally confused."

by missmary5 April 4, 2010

Seasonal Perineum

The annual safe zone between Noddy Holder and Jools Holland

I managed to avoid being Noddied this year with that prick of a Christmas song, I'm now in the Seasonal Perineum waiting to avoid the new year's arsehole that is Jools Holland playing shit boogie woogie.

by Ultra Vires December 29, 2022

debo season

Debo season is what you say before you rob someone as a warning or just talking to a friend or family member.

" hey I like that, better keep an eye on it, its debo season"

by Share November 12, 2007

jerky seasoning

The dried mixture of cum and shit sticking out of the annus the morning after getting anal sex.

John woke up with a terrible headeache and the uncomfy feeling of jerky seasoning stuck between his buttocks.

by Halevi January 29, 2015

eating season

The period of time from Thanksgiving (or perhaps as early as Halloween depending on regional traditions) until Super Bowl Sunday, where every event involves an outrageous volume of food and everyone gets hugely fat.

I’m up two pants sizes since the start of eating season. I really have to dial it back. Wanna go grab a burger?

by Captain Walleye December 20, 2018