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shumpy

enthusiastically pessimistic
Usually is used when someone is very willing to do something, and is very sure that the result will be abysmal.

Bill: "Hey, do you want to go with me to the beach? I'm going to try to learn to surf."

Hank: "Hell yeah I do! I'm sure you'll fail miserably, this will be awesome to watch!"

Bill: "Dude, why must you be so shumpy?"
by Vikks July 9, 2010
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Scummy

1. Let me borrow your lighter, I'm going outside to smoke a scummy.
2. I'll give you five packs of scummies for your Charizard card.
by Floydtibbs July 26, 2009
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scummy

Way to saucy,often unable to acheive a chubby,maintaining consciousness with use of illegal drugs while in party rhythm,he who is scummy is often the cornerstone of any function-term often used by st.paul lowlifes associated with the tilt gang
We dont get hyphy we get SCUMMY I thought you thought
by Dibbs December 23, 2007
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scummy

also used as scumbag.
adjective or noun: between good friends said in a affectionate way it can mean "you might sleep around/do drugs/play women/etc but I find it hilarious"

usually male but can mean female, 18-25
can usually tell hilarious stories because of all their antics, you won't ever have a dull moment when your boys are a bunch of scummies. can hold their liquor, loud, and probably burn a shitload of L's a day, and have been wearing ed hardy since it came out and listened to weezy's freestyles back when they weren't mainstream & probably know every lyric. smoke menthol.
a good person when it comes to their close friends and family, just don't expect more than a one night stand from them. and they might try and give you the shocker. or run a train on you. somehow they're still likable.

still can be a insult if you're not on good terms with someone.
"hey i might go home with this girl tonight... she said she wants to fuck" - person 1
"didn't you fuck that other girl upstairs earlier tonight?" - person 2
"umm *laughs* i'm sloppy as hell right now"- person 1
"that's why i love you scummy never a dull moment."- person 2
"you already know" - person 1
by imtoostonedtowritethissong February 12, 2010
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scumpunk

An individual who dresses in a 'punk' fashion, has a dog, is quite filthy, and asks for spare change.
While walking past Dick's on Broadway, he spied a scumpunk asking for change to buy crank.
by poon April 23, 2004
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Hump-Scumping

A sexual act including two people, one of them male. The male stands in front of a toilet on which the other party is sitting and vomits on their head. Meanwhile, the sitting person performs fellatio on the male party and vomits on his penis.
"Those damned kids and their hump-scumping parties!"
by Walter Shmultz April 24, 2006
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Scumphished

Pronounced scum - fish'd

The feeling you get when you are uncomfortable and constrained, normally by clothing but could be by weather or people being too close.
I need to get out of these clothes because I'm scumphised.

When I go shopping in the winter I need to wear a coat to get there but because of the heating in the shops I soon feel scumphished.
by HappyJ February 3, 2012
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