scrotums

A way to describe a flasher flashing his testicles at you.

I know officer it was strange. That crazy old man was flashing his scrotums at me.

by Alex Rosenstock May 7, 2008

Staple that to your scrotum

take that, suck on that, etc

say it after you have proven a point, or to poke fun at your mates after they fail at something e.g "Ha ha Tommy, my football team beat yours, staple that to your scrotum!"

by MrMuz September 5, 2009

scrotum face

An old person who has an incredibly wrinkly face which resembles a scrotum.

Natalie shouted 'scrotum face' at the old boot of an invigilator at the end of the French exam.

by Hez August 2, 2006

monkey-scrotum face

a particularly unattractive individual, with a face that resembles a monkey's scrotum.

Shut it, ya monkey-scrotum faced ride!

by jp1122332345654 August 18, 2006

scrotum lick

a person who licks a guys scrotum

mary liked having a lick of johns scrotum.

by rachel June 24, 2004

Scrotum Sucker

Someone who grabs a males nut sack an plays with them in ways you cannot believe an that also sucks a suggested nut till it turns purple

EFREN:hey bro wat you doing tonight cause i got some fine hoes coming through

JAY:naw bro cant do it tonight i got some bitch comin through an she claimin she can be the best scrotum sucker in the world.its that girl up your block her name is Diamond

by Efren December 8, 2007

Scrotum Coaster

Another word for the taint.

"Bro, Sheila is marriage material. She totally buffed my scrotum coaster last night."

by bradbthelbst February 6, 2008