schlange

snake

A snake lived in pond.

by Shauna February 28, 2003

schmank

The universal anything.

you're such a schmank

hey man me and that chick totally schmanked

by Wankmasta October 18, 2004

Schancho

A ho and a skank put together

Did you see that girl, she's a total schancho!

by fuckimhot February 16, 2010

Schlanck

(noun)

A crusty, long, misshapen penis, often belonging to a pirate

Kyle: Hey, what did you guys think of the party?
Colonel Mustard: I don't know dude, there were too many grimy schlancks hanging around

by readingisfun101 September 30, 2010

Schmangganese

A universal word used in place of a common object understood by the other party.

1) I was Schmangganeseing the shit out of this girl last night.
2) Kiss my Schmangganese
3) Hey, pass the Schmangganese

by The Schmang Squad November 13, 2010

schmangle dangle

when you fuck someone up really bad no matter what activity you are doing

"holy shit that kid just got the schmangle dangle!!"
"holy shit, janine just gave him the schmangley dangleys!!!"

by kbone July 31, 2013

Schlanguage

A physical language spoken only between intimate partners; referring to the male anatomy to communicate non-verbally during sex.

I see you speak-a my schlanguage!

by Morkoth July 25, 2016