jared schmeck

“Jared Schmeck" is the yellow discharge from the top of a penis infected with an STD.

I fucked this skank at a DMB concert and now I have this smelly Jared Schmeck on my dick.

by EverybodyPanic December 27, 2021

Schlicky

Adj.: When your balls stick to your thighs. This is normally very irritating for men.

I really wish i could stand up, that way I won't feel schlicky anymore.

by Jamie Moyer June 25, 2010

scheckter

a company that makes very good sounding, and hard to find, guitar and bass pickups.

I bought some Scheckter pickups for my jazz bass and now it sounds bad-ass.

by Matt May 18, 2004

Schluck

A term used to describe the action of a guy sucking/licking his own dick.

Person1: Can you schluck?

Person 2: Yeahh I can , I schluck after watching porn.

by Get2Kno February 1, 2010

schmeckle

To thump one in the head with one's penis.

Gary was unknowingly schmeckled after falling asleep at a party.

by Devon muthafuckin dahlke June 16, 2004

schmeckleberry jam

Schmeckleberry jam is the results harsh thrusting of the schmeckle into a shirelle or manually pumping the schmeckle yourself in order to result in the spewing of an off-white jam-like substance.

Tara tasted the sweetest schmeckleberry jam after Richard had Tara jerk him off.

by Brandon12 December 15, 2008

Schlucke

Phone masturbation. As in, the act of sending a text message to one's own phone. Yes, it is possible.

Child: Hey Mom, I just sent a text to my own phone and it worked! I schluckeed!
Mother: Shut up.

by BAHD April 17, 2007