Schlampemann

German for "A heroically slutty man".

I'm so ugly that, if it weren't for Schlampemann, I wouldn't have gotten play for 2 full years!!!

by Toni Mac August 5, 2007

Schleppi

a word that describes the "dodgy partygoer" the guy who ends up throwing up in the corner... followed by some heavy pashing with the ugly girl that no one wants.

"My god did you see who that Schleppi was kissing???"
"Who threw up in my microwave??? I bet it was that Schleppi that no one knew..."

by Melbaby April 20, 2007

peppermint schnapps

some bomb ass alcohol, commonly chased with/tastes fucking delicious with chocolate syrup, for the same taste but more alcohol concentrated try Ice 101

That peppermint schnapps tastes like those fucking andes mints with chocolate syrup!

by MeGaN IS Da BoMb.COm August 6, 2007

The Schlagpole

Quite possibly the biggest wang on the planet, so large that it makes virgins bleed when they see it. Rarely seen, it is worshipped by the Bukkake Tribe of southern Madagascar.

"The fabled Schlagpole has produced more orgasms than Isaac Hayes."

by cpoc December 5, 2003

Schlampe

pronounced shlampa, it means slut in German

German dude 1. Sie ist ein Schlampe?
German dude 2. Oh ja, Große Zeit

by Greasy Dicc April 5, 2018

Guten Tag meine Schlampe

A formal and overall polite way to greet a woman (or a group of woman by adding an 'n' to the end of Schlampe) in German. Literally means 'Good day my Lady.'

Ex.1

Jonny is walking to school. He sees a romantic interest talking to a group of her friends, and wants to gain her attention. As he walks past, he shouts, "Guten Tag meine Schlampen!"

Ex.2

Robert is looking to get a raise from his boss. Hoping to impress his superior, he greets his female boss by saying "Guten Tag meine Schlampe!"

by PossumCuber November 19, 2010

Schlapped

To feel heavy effects of nicotine use, such as sweating, lightheadedness, dizziness and euphoria.

"Man that stogie got me soooo schlapped!!!"

by Mr.Sassafras May 17, 2016