An inverse scale to female attractiveness(i.e. the higher the rating, the less attractive you are). Inspired by Al Weeezy's rating about herself(I'm not your typical 10), this scale rates typical catfishing behavior from women(e.g. photos of just her face because her body needs a 50-inch flat TV to fit).
"Bro, give me a Gorlock rate for this chick."
"Let's see, triple oversized hoodie, and the rest of the photos are over the chin line. I'd give it a minimum 7 on the Gorlock scale."
"Thanks bro, that's what I thought too."
"Let's see, triple oversized hoodie, and the rest of the photos are over the chin line. I'd give it a minimum 7 on the Gorlock scale."
"Thanks bro, that's what I thought too."
by (BIGH) October 24, 2023
Get the Gorlock scalemug. Dan: Yo!! That girl was a nice 8, thats a solid slay.
John: Nah man your bad at scaling hoes. She's a 4, dont you see that third tit on her lower back.
John: Nah man your bad at scaling hoes. She's a 4, dont you see that third tit on her lower back.
by jwr24 February 22, 2009
Get the scaling hoesmug. The Pegging scale (usually a 1-10) is how desirable someone would be to peg and how well they would take it.
Luxy: that Jimmy is a 10/10 on the pegging scale.
Simon: yeah, I think he would take it really well. That Jamie though, nah. Probably a 4/10
Simon: yeah, I think he would take it really well. That Jamie though, nah. Probably a 4/10
by Pogoextreme October 13, 2021
Get the Pegging scalemug. A decimal unit of measurement which grades homosexuality from 0-1 based on Internet celebrity Andrew Tate, the gayest man who's ever lived.
The Tate scale is logarithmic, and the level of gayness increases exponentially as the number approaches 1 on the Tate scale.
A zero is the straightest man who's ever lived. A Zero on the Tate scale has sported a full, luxurious beard since puberty. Every time he had sex with a woman he impregnated her. He's never cried, built his own house, and fixes all his own tools.
A zero is only theoretically possible.
Most men hover between 0.2 and 0.3 on on the Tate scale.
Talking with a lisp, flirting with other men, and rollerblading all approach "The Thin Gay Line" of 0.49
Any physical sexual contact with other men is, definitionally, a 0.5 or greater on the Tate scale.
Most gay men measure between a 0.6 to 0.8 on the Tate scale depending on promiscuity and flamboyancy.
It is only theoretically possible to be as gay as Andrew Tate, the gayest man who's ever lived.
The Tate scale is logarithmic, and the level of gayness increases exponentially as the number approaches 1 on the Tate scale.
A zero is the straightest man who's ever lived. A Zero on the Tate scale has sported a full, luxurious beard since puberty. Every time he had sex with a woman he impregnated her. He's never cried, built his own house, and fixes all his own tools.
A zero is only theoretically possible.
Most men hover between 0.2 and 0.3 on on the Tate scale.
Talking with a lisp, flirting with other men, and rollerblading all approach "The Thin Gay Line" of 0.49
Any physical sexual contact with other men is, definitionally, a 0.5 or greater on the Tate scale.
Most gay men measure between a 0.6 to 0.8 on the Tate scale depending on promiscuity and flamboyancy.
It is only theoretically possible to be as gay as Andrew Tate, the gayest man who's ever lived.
"I heard Joe's gay. I always figured he was a least a 0.45 on the Tate Scale, so it wouldn't surprise me to find he's crossed the thin gay line at least a few times in his life."
by slappy hooper October 15, 2022
Get the Tate scalemug. Free-thinking neopagan: "This one should light up pretty quick guys. It's only got a score of 3.2 on the Burzum scale."
by grimly fiendish April 14, 2020
Get the Burzum scalemug. by SirMeowington5 November 15, 2016
Get the kardashian scalemug. When someone rates the looks of the person they're having sex with (1-10), higher than most people would say. To make it seem like they don't bang ugly people.
A 1-10 scale for rating women. This scale is usally 3 or more points higher then what most people would rate the same girl.
A 1-10 scale for rating women. This scale is usally 3 or more points higher then what most people would rate the same girl.
"That girl is cute I'd say she's a 6. A 9 all day on the Joubert scale."
"I finally met the girl Jay said was an 8, there's no way . He must be using the Joubert Scale! She's barely a 5."
"I finally met the girl Jay said was an 8, there's no way . He must be using the Joubert Scale! She's barely a 5."
by K.W.Maine April 3, 2020
Get the Joubert Scalemug.