A playful term used for a purse, bag, or satchel carried by a man which gives him the appearance of being gay.
Aaron: Hey, check out my new bag. The pleather shoulder strap makes it so comfortable to wear, and it goes with everything.
Levi: What bag? Oh, you mean that Homo Satchel! Do you use that to carry your tampons in?...Faggot
Levi: What bag? Oh, you mean that Homo Satchel! Do you use that to carry your tampons in?...Faggot
by Dirty Rogue October 21, 2009
Get the Homo Satchel mug.A sweet boy with a lot of ego. He’s sporty and puts sports before anything expect his loved ones. He is extremely good looking with nice hair and a smile to kill for. He can be goofy sometimes and always will try to make you laugh. He is the most loving and caring person in a relationship and loves with a passion and all his heart, and is very protective and possessive. He redefines the meaning of friendship and a true relationship. Usually very loyal and supportive. At times he is misjudge because of his anger. His anger can turn the whole world upside down, may even hurt his loved ones. He makes bad decisions in the heat of the moment but in the end he fixes his problems and realizes his mistakes and does not mean any harm and just wants love and wants to give love. For many people he is not your ideal boyfriend or friend and you need a lot of patience to be with him. Very rare for people to cope with his behaviour but only shows that side of him if he truely loves you and trusts you. Once you get past that you, he’s just a cute and dorky guy.
by Keephim June 16, 2018
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My Mum's such a satchav, she'd rather listen to that stupid voice telling her to drive down a six foot cow path than read the damn road signs!
by Gymnophoria August 30, 2007
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Get the scratchy satchel mug.When your ball sweat has that stinky tinge of vinegar and asshole. Sometimes it seems to be accompanied by a faint scent of bleach. It can also smell like leftover pussy from the night before. Either way, your balls, or the satchel that contains your balls, smell like hell
I cant stand that bitch, so the next time I get her to blow me, im gonna make sure I got some nice ROT SATCHEL ready for her
by thefallingdream January 18, 2010
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by Rednikster April 14, 2016
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