Adiós George Santos

Adiós George Santos — The 21st century version of “Bye Felicia”. On Friday December 1st 2023 George Santos made history by being expelled from congress without actually being convicted of any crimes — yet.

During his time in Congress, the pudgy purveyor of prevarication proposed four bills — all of which died in committee.

The Avatar of Assignation who had a love affair with lies did his best imitation of Donald J. Trump only to discover that he was a much better drag Queen than he was a Trump “mini-me”.

For his efforts he became a dolphin caught in a tuna net. We were trying to catch MAGA insurrectionist and all we got was Kitara Ravache. And if you don’t know, you better ask somebody!

George Santos, you have earned a place in history! Godspeed you forked tongue adder.
The vote was 311 yeas and 114 nays. The yeas prevailed and George Santos was expelled — Adiós George Santos.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler December 02, 2023
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Danny Santos has the biggest nigga cock you’ve ever seen. He leave your asshole ripped in two in just two pumps. This is a force not to be reckoned with.
“Damn Danny santos just tore me a new one, and now I can fit five more.”
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Neymar Da Silva Santos jr

Neymar is a 35 year old Brazilian soccer player who plays for Brazil and Paris-Saint-German. And was born on february 5 in mori das cruzes (ALSO CR7 BIRTHDAY ) Neymar also has a child named Davi Lucca. He also has lots of fans around the world , And his fandom name is "Neymarzete(s)''. He also speaks portuguese, french and English.

Neymar's nicknames : Ney, Ney Ney , Njr, Njr10, neymar jr, ney jr, menino (boy) ,handsome man and the 2nd goat
friend : oh, your watching psg vs _____ .
y/n: yeah...
Friend : wheres Neymar Da Silva Santos Jr ?
Y/n: right there next to messi and mbappe
by neywife February 02, 2023
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China santos

A internet doxxer // dosser, most known for doxxing and leaking the youtuber xmoqaxs personal info on gacha life servers. Despite the controversy, alot of edgy girls on tiktok adore, and make edits of her.
" who's that black girl who doxxed xmoqax again "
" china santos. "
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Santo 23

Santo 23 has a song named NASCAR
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Santos

Santos is a very gay guy sometimes he projects his gayness onto others as to hide the fact that he hasn’t come out yet
I went down the street to see a Santos (very gay individual who’s not packing whatsoever)
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Santos

(noun): a dump taken after an expensive meal
“How was dinner?”
“Great, but I ate too much. I had to take a huge Santos in your half-bath. Sorry.”
by fuzzleduzzle December 15, 2023
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