Broke it with a sammich

(1)A term used to allay blame onto another person, usually for or with no good reason.

(2)To do something impossible/highly unlikely.

(1)
Mother: How did my vase get broken?!?
Son1,2: Dunno chief!
Mother: Well someone better 'fess up before I open up a can o' whoop-ass.
Son 1: Alright! Son 2 broke it with a sammich!

(2)
Guy 1: *quintuple backflips off a building on rollerskates*
Guy 2: Dude! You just broke that trick with a sammich!

by Captainemo April 27, 2013

sammich

A contraction of "sandwich"

A burger is essentially a sammich that consists of two pieces of dinner roll and a beef patty in between.

by Emotional Cruiser October 20, 2025

Ohio Cream Cheese Sammich

When an obese woman’s fupa rubs against her legs, and the friction makes cream cream cheese, and then the man puts it between 2 crackers and makes her eat it.

How did that nasty woman get pregnant? She ate plenty of Ohio Cream Cheese Sammich’s.

by Things wrong about Ohio October 29, 2023

Sammich

How fat chics say “sandwich”.

Fat bitch: hurr where’s ma sammich

by cool and awesome girl January 18, 2021

Cum Sammich

When you Cum in between a bitches ass cheeks and you slap her cheeks together to make a cum sammich

Hey massa I’m boutta give you a cum sammich

by Miklo king March 7, 2021

Sammich Fucker

1. Someone who fucks sandwiches (Sammichs if you're a Redneck)
2. The comeback of an idiot.

Hey! I'm not a stupid fagtard. That's not nice. You're a sammich fucker!

by DarthKieduss February 10, 2017

Turkey Sammich

The act of bending your woman over , spreading her butt cheeks apart, slathering her shame cave with mayo, turkey, lettuce and tomato and then proceeding to enjoy lunch.

I got home from work last night and my girlfriend made me a turkey sammich.

by El Pedro. Bendejo March 29, 2024