soup and sammich

When you’re droppin a deuce and a firm turd is followed by diarrhea.

“Sorry I’m late. I was in bathroom making a soup and sammich”

by Bill S Preston Esq October 6, 2022

Turkey Sammich

Splitting her butt cheeks apart, slathering mayonnaise up and down her crack, adding turkey, lettuce and tomatoes- then proceeding to chow down on your delicious sammich between the best buns.

I came home, grabbed m girl and made her a turkey sammich.

by El Pedro. Bendejo March 30, 2024

Beef curtain sammich

Amie’s step sister’s stretched out, wrecked, collapsed, baseball bat storage compartment.

Have you seen Amie’s beef curtain sammich?

by Friend of a fiend January 14, 2019

Sammich Fucker

1. Someone who fucks sandwiches (Sammichs if you're a Redneck)
2. The comeback of an idiot.

Hey! I'm not a stupid fagtard. That's not nice. You're a sammich fucker!

by DarthKieduss February 10, 2017

Cum Sammich

When you Cum in between a bitches ass cheeks and you slap her cheeks together to make a cum sammich

Hey massa I’m boutta give you a cum sammich

by Miklo king March 7, 2021

Sammich

Used as a substitute and separate use of the word ‘sandwich’. Usually used when speaking, or speaking to Jazmine

“I love this sammich”

by Caceyon March 11, 2025

fat sammich

What great gramps used to make you after a hard day's work , two slices of bread (of your lucky ) and one slice of bolagna

Come one down boys have I'll make you a fat sammich

by Mohawkvalleyman November 14, 2017