pants sander

a wave in the ocean that breaks too close to the shore leaving you with an abundance of sand in your bathing garments. particularly common while the tide is coming in and/or after a storm has eroded large portion or the beach. if not addressed IMMEDIATELY, pants sanders can cause extreme irritation and often cause a mild rash. see droopy drawers

john was caught up in a real pants sander. now he has droopy drawersand feels the beginings of what could become quite some rash.

by R.F. Hor May 24, 2008

Kernel Sanders

After eating sweet corn on the cobb along with The Colonel's original recipe you likely will drop a Kernel Sanders in the "toitie" the next morning.

Dudes! I had a Kernel Sanders this morning - can't wait to send u a picture of it!

by MR Nipple June 19, 2014

Colonel Sanders

The Colonel was one of the leaders of a revolutonary guerrila movement against livestock. Sanders was much like his communist counter part Che Guevera. Sanders, originally from Kentucky, rose to fame when he and his squad composed of Kentucky's finest fried chicken cooks launched a daring raid on old Wally Smith's farm. Smith, out numbered and out gunned, surrendered the chicken to Sanders and his rag-tag crew of chicken cooks. Upon hearing this General McDonald, who was the originator of the guerrila movement, promoted capitan Sanders to a full colonel in the guerilla army. General McDonald went on to establish the pouplar fast food joint McDonalds. Colonel Sanders went on the fine dining establishment we know today as Kentucky Fried Chicken or KFC.

Rupert: Even here in England that Colonel Sanders cooks some fine chicken.

Reginald:Indeed he does.

Rupert:God Save the Queen!

Reginald:And the Colonel too!

Rupert:...

by Ron Cassinger December 22, 2005

Brent Sanders

A prospective House candidate from Louisiana, a libertarian Republican much like Ron Paul. Dedicated to limited government, freedom, and peace, Brent would serve as that much needed 2nd voice for liberty in the House, along with Paul. Sanders, along with Murray Sabrin(NJ Senate Candidate), is on the vanguard of the Ron Paul Revolution.

Brent Sanders is a Ron Paul Revolutionary.

by kommanderwill April 15, 2008

Bernie Sanders

A new hope

" Damn i hope clinton wins!!" "nah m8 i want america to be cool again, Bernie Sanders 2016!"

by UR mums nickers September 7, 2016

sadeer

a sex god defined by human beings (excluding fags). the founder of sadeer diagram (IQ measurement). a possesor of a 9" penis that is able to set lesbians & virgins straight and turn men into homosexuals by just seeing it. exreamly complex nature of good looks, high intelligence, multiskills ....etc.

yll: hey, what did you guys do on the weekend?
Amanda & Veronica: we had the best three some of our lives, sadeer is a god in bed

by Kattan June 27, 2008

bob sanders

Knocking the crap outta someone!

Tommy went Bob Sanders on Tom Brady between 3rd period and 4th period it was great!

by Brian C. Turner December 29, 2007