elijah salmon

fucking hot ass babe who doesn't care what others think and is a super fast runner/great soccer player

Who is the hottest on the team?
Obviously Elijah Salmon

by mydudeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee March 13, 2018

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salmon packer

When a dominate male's trousers are so tight that you can see their penis in extreme definition.

This will make you un-resistable to all women and are the most likely to be bought drinks all night.

"Your Salmon is very well packed this evening"

"No money ... No problems... I'm a grade A Salmon Packer"

by theofficialsalmonpackers June 9, 2017

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when an elderly lady dangles her aged labia on the forehead of an unsuspecting hot-tubber (normally the recipient of a salmon bagging is semi-conscious from consuming too much alcohol in a hot-tub, but a requested salmon bagging is not uncommon in some cultures)

Hey nana, look at that drunk guy passed out in the tub, you should give him a good old salmon bagging

by salmon bagger November 1, 2014

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Flailing Salmon

The sexual position where a woman lays on her back with her legs hanging over a man who is laying on his side perpendicular to the woman during the act of coitous, resembling a salmon trying to get upstream in the spawn as he moves in a humping motion

Last night I gave my wife the Flailing Salmon for hours, I dropped more loads than UPS!

by feeldasteel October 14, 2008

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the salmon dance

The dance Fat Lip learnt from from Sammy Salmon and taught to all the boys and girls.

Jimmy: What's the crazy crackhead doing to that dancefloor?
Horatio: I believe tht is what is known as the salmon dance.
Jimmy: Damn, i feel sorry for the chicks out there.

by sumwigga October 29, 2007

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