Ashley Nicole Russo

Perfection, everything every man dreams of having. The absolute most goregous,beautiful girl to ever walk the face of this universe. Model status. Cheerleading beauty,she has every girls dream body. You'd think shes plastic. Real life Barbie? Possibly. Doesn't start drama with anyone unless they ask for it. Sweetest little girl you'll ever meet. Smart,but has a bubbly attitude. Most cheerful,helpful person I've ever witnessed. Body so tight for her age,waist so little but ass so big,perkiest titties ever. Gorgoues real long hair. Biggest puppy dog eyes ever. Skin flawless. If ever your reading this & catch this girl,don't let her go. Beautiful imagination,perfect friend. Will willingly sacrifice her own happiness for those she loves. Cutest little giggle. If she promises you the world,you'll get it. From Toms River East where she was adored, unlike any other girl you'll ever find,& I promise you that,the perfect little angel herself Ashley. My God,bless the man who has her. Luckiest SOB alive.

Ashley Nicole Russo is honestly a living,breathing Barbie Doll, what I would do to have her.

by Everyguyinthewholeentireworld August 25, 2011

Rust Stain

A brown trail that leads typically from the anus to the knee along the inner leg brought on my loss of bowel control. Usually this occurs in the older population (70+).

Dude, my grandpa needs to quit wearing shorts, his rust stain left a mark on the couch again.

by Zaterion December 15, 2005

Rustbelt Trop

The act of reciting the pledge of allegiance while wearing an Obama mask and swiping a food stamp card up and down your sexual partners butt crack

Hey babe, it's the 4th of July, fancy a quick rustbelt trop?

by Dman12345 March 31, 2015

Roston

The kind of guy who has a hard life but still goes through it, never fears anything, and thinks deeply into things alot, he makes a lot of funny jokes, he trusts all his friends and people he loves.

Roston is strong

Roston is funny

Roston is trustful

by Temprist May 2, 2019

rust belt

Leftover streak stains of fecal and/or menstral matter after intercourse in the backseat of a car.

Man, I totally got a wicked rust belt last night after banging that chick at that party!

by Capital_T December 27, 2010

Rustang

A never restored, 1980's Mustang, driven every single day in its SnowBelt (aka "RustBelt") homeland.

Michigan has a lot of Rustangs!

by Car-roll Shelby January 7, 2007

Russophilia

A sexual disorder (also known as nationalist cuck syndrome) typically characterized by an obsession with russian dictators and a desire to suck their dicks or otherwise bottoming for them often for the purpose of "triggering" any real or perceived liberals.

Characterized by

Constant checks to Reddit, Twitter, and possibly 4chan
Bloodshot eyes from long nights of arguing with people they believe to be "libs" over the internet
Overuse of slang such as cuck, soy, lib, beta etc.
Loneliness as family and friends alike distance themselves from all the above behavior
Fantasies surrounding russian dictators degrading the subject sexually or some other form of submission
Constant internet posts surrounding the Ukraine-Russia war and how hard the Russians are winning despite available evidence

Dave: "Yo did notice Bryan has a russian flag in his Twitter handle?"
Aaron: "Yea he's been getting super weird and posting constantly about Russia, I think he might have russophilia..."
Dave: "Maybe we should get him to a psychiatrist"
Bryan: mmmmmmmm putins dick...

by Bones-Destroyer 666 June 13, 2022