I don't want to ruin our friendship

Something a girl says when she doesn't really want to go out with you but still wants to be able to get inside of your wallet. Also see I love you, but I'm not in love with you.

'Would you go out with me?'
'I would, but, I really don't want to ruin our friendship..'

by Shelley July 11, 2004

rubined

To put a condum on your thumb and insert it into a vagina in a repetivie motion, imitating the usage of a penis.

He was too drunk to have sex with his girlfriend, so he just rubined her the whole night.

by peacepony August 20, 2008

rubing

1. The act of being a rube, or performing rubish acts.
2. The act of completing a rubiks cube (see 1)

"Tyler doesn't study much, he spends all his time rubing with that cube of his."

by D. Toccs December 27, 2008

you are going to ruin your record player needle

Absolutely the best thing to put on a record playing in reverse as a backwards Satanic message.

As Mephiroth spun the turntable of his record player backwards, he could hear the luciferan chanting...you are going to ruin your record player needle...you are going to ruin your record player needle...

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter January 14, 2008

runango

n. 1. (from Indian Pashtun dialect) slang word for weinieless fecal licker 2. someone who rats or narcs people out: 'run and go' report someone. usually associated with brown nosing.
v. fecal licking from a person who could be called a runango

common use: tesco said he got a blumpkin but she went runango and dove deep!
pejorative use: that spinless runango, always runs straight to the boss everytime I take a break on the clock.

by ~BOOM~ hahahahaha September 17, 2006

Sponge Ruiner

1. Another word for a cheese grater

Tyler: "Most people know it by it's traditional name, but I know it by it's real name, a sponge ruiner."

by metalgoldfish July 31, 2005

Adam ruins everything

Adam connover covers things that are USEFUL topics that we thought; than school, more educational and can be learned in YouTube or in Trutv.

Person 1: school taught me something

Person 2: like electric cars are just putting more carbon footprint in the earth; or how food expiration dates are causing MORE food to be thrown away?
Person 1: WOW where did you learn that?
Person 2: sitting on my ass and watching "Adam ruins everything".

by Cellboy14 June 5, 2019