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Rhode Island Ripper

The ultimate version of the shocker. This sexual act involves using both fists in both the vaginal and anal opening, pushing both fists upwards opening the cavities. Creates the most intense orgasm (and intense pain for beginners) for females. End results often ends in pain and discomfort but with practice allows women to fully accept "super cocks"- penises belonging to endowed males starting as wide as a coke can.
Nurse: "I can't stop the bleeding doc."
Doc: "What happened here? Wait.. this looks like the Rhode Island Ripper."
Nurse "Ugh i should have known, i received that once. was the most intense orgasm ever but awful after effects. I can only fit a coke can now minimum in there to feel anything"
by Ben Jam'in' September 3, 2010
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ripple-bum

ripp·le·bum rip-all-bum(n.)

1. A bum which has, engraved upon it, a ripple pattern, often a result of sitting upon textured or ridged surfaces for an extensive period of time.

2. A bum which has a pattern upon it, akin to the side of a potato chip, like a ripple.
F: I sat on that bleacher for so long I got ripple-bum!
K: Holy crap!

or

K: hahaha!! what better way to start my day than seeing your rippled-potato-chip bums in my head lol xD i hope they've plumped right back up now hahah :D

F: LoL! bums!
by Flank June 21, 2008
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Rippin Shits

A fart so nasty a person should have to check their shorts afterwards.
"bwwwpopoooommmp" . . . Dude are you rippin shits over there? You better check yourself!
by BigTime4285 March 5, 2009
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ripper wedgie

A wedfie with such force that the underwear (boxers, briefs, boxer-briefs) are reduced to complete shreds.
Man, I guess John has to go commando now cuz he just got a ripper wedgie!!!
by Someguywithwords April 2, 2006
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rippling

A rippling occurs when a young lady is being serviced doggie style with wild abandon - the rhythmic pounding on her sweet, lush posterior sends ripples up her torso. These ripples terminate their journey in her face, producing a characteristic, cheek waddling expression of joy and fear - the rippling.
shit, i would give that redhead in accounting the rippling of her young life.....
by cdeluxe May 7, 2004
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My space ripped kid

My space ripped kids are basically teenagers usally between the ages of 13-17 that think there "ripped" or "buff" from having low body fat thus giving them a pothetic "six pack" that is only due to malnutrition. They generally have forearms no bigger than 5" inches and have no muscle tone at all. They are often in emo, skater boy and weird kid group. These idiots think there "six pack" gives them a right to take excess pictures of themselfs shirtless and post it on myspace/facebook. Total tools. often found on body building websites either trying to show off there "six packs" or asking on advice to get bigger biceps but not actually wanting to be really in shape.
1. My space ripped kid: I'm so sexy I have t3h six pax0rz!!!1

Real athlete: stfu you fucking tool and go back to puking in a toilet you emo skater prick
2. *body building looks at my space ripped kids profile* GET THE FUCK OFF MY INTERNETZ.
by Sexybeast293 July 6, 2009
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ripped

Correction being ripped doesnt have to mean alot of muscle, you can have a little muscle but have VERY low bodyfat, making your muscles look super defined.
i wanna get a ripped body
by punkassbitch December 10, 2004
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