Mad Relic

Something that’s old/out of style.

“We finna have a show and tell in Mrs.Bicklebicks class today? shieet, that’s mad relic....”

by D-Maul August 21, 2018

First Relationship Blues

Common in first relationships when one has unrealistic hopes and dreams. Typically they fall in love in a short amount of time feeling they cannot live without their other half . Attachment and obsession are some of the many symptoms . After the relationship ends their life falls apart after the realization that the future they imagined will never come . After the breakup a stage of “blues” arrives where they deal with depression and sadness for months until enough time has passed to heal the wound.

He had a really bad case of the First Relationship Blues

by LoveDoctor72 April 7, 2019

Rectum Reliever

Another name for a mouth

Man, I was tearing Tanyas ass apart last night and she tapped out. As she was crying mercy, she said why don’t you stuff it it my Rectum Reliever. I asked her what she meant, and she opened her mouth and I obliged! What a great woman.

by Tee Cee Deez March 16, 2020

sweet release

death, dying
asking/wishing for death (typically of oneself)
used in a somewhat comedic fashion

*hears/reads of potential cataclysmic occurrence*

ex: asteroid is approaching earth
me: oh, sweet release

by a relic in time June 13, 2020

Theory of relativeity

This is a comic reference to nepotism, the hiring of relatives.

It looks like the Hardings are practicing the theory of relativeity again!

by I, Wreckerrr February 10, 2021

Why is everything on here related to sex?

Idk man. Maybe people here think it's funny.
This is probably something everyone has wondered.

Why is everything on here related to sex?
I have no idea.

Lil' Bill: *searches up "living organisms"
Urban Dictionary: Sex, sex, sex, sex
Lil' Bill: ... ???

by idon'tknowwhyiexist June 15, 2021

relationship wallpaper

When someone uses a large picture of their significant other or themselves with that significant other as computer (especially laptop) wallpaper to annoyingly illustrate the fact that they are in a relationship to the whole world, and especially their classmates.

Student1: look at that lamer using a pic of himself and his fat girlfriend at a toga party as relationship wallpaper.

Student2: yeah, look at that backfat on both of them. gross.

by loulud79 November 6, 2009