Reddit's golden gamble

Making a bad meme that earns gold

Welcome back to "Reddit's golden gamble," the game show where you post the worst meme you can and see how much gold the audience awards you
And the daily winner of reddit's golden gamble goes to...

by ♥🗺☠ August 4, 2021

Redditor/discord weeb

The worst species of weeb. They spend hours in their habitat (their bedroom) occasionally coming out for food. They usually drink energy drinks and play genshi impact and say you never leave the house even though they haven't left theirs since 2004. When they grow to adults they stay in their mums basement or loft till 34 when they realise they have to do something with their lifes. Also this is from personal experience they sweat at rainbow 6

What's that redditor/discord weeb doing outside his basement

by Morgan_freeman_is_god32 September 6, 2021

Reddit Admin

A fat bastard that still lives with their parents. most, but not all are men (1 of 15 mods/admins are female, but its rare and far worse). they are very similar, if not identical to discord mods. they like to find every little problem because they have nothing else to do with their life, kind of like a divorced, unemployed dad living off of welfare.

Normie 1: why are you so upset?
Normie 2: Because some fat-ass reddit admin took down my meme because it violated a rule, and I don't have it saved

by DogbertsLeftNut January 28, 2023

Redditoid

A frequent and skilled Redditor, often a stereotypical woke neoliberal who thinks Kamala Harris is a kween, either between 12 to 15 or 30 to 40

Normal Person: I don't think Joe Biden is a good candidate, I prefer X instead
Redditoid: OMG WHO HURT YOU???? Fortnite Bad Pewdiepie Good Joe Biden moment WHOLESOME 100 Keanu Chungus I hate little children, hahahahahah Prequel good funny ahahahhahah Jimmy Kimmel own Orange Man ahahhahahaqhahahha THIS JUST THIS, YIKES! Not Ridin' with Biden not wholesome REDDIT DO YOUR THING! CHINA BAD!: Edit - Thanks for the Gold kind stranger!

by Basil II January 24, 2021

Reddit

A place where gays, retards, and mentally unstable individuals congregate to share and justify their experiences with other gays and retards. The users will circlejerk on opinions that represent popular/majority view. If you are not part of the majority then prepare to be bombarded with downvotes, death threats and attempted witty remarks.

reddit user 1: Here is a video of my gay and retarded son shitting on himself and then eating it! (5494 upvotes)
reddit user 2: wow so brave!! have an upvote! (498 upvotes)
reddit user 3: so cute! my son is also gay and retarded. (300 upvotes)
reddit user 4: this is disgusting (6825 downvotes)

by 1337_HAXZ0R May 7, 2014

Reddit Moment

1. When a redditor makes a shitty meme or has a popular opinion from other redditors because it is they majority opinion. They tend to make unfunny memes and reuse it to the point where it becomes somehow unfunnier. Some infamous subreddits that act like this are r/memes, r/dankmemes, r/pewdiepiesubmissions, and every liberal subreddit. Whenever someone has a different opinion, redditors tend to downvote them and upvote unoriginal comments and posts. The mods are even worse since they have no life and ban someone for no reason just because they don’t agree with him.

2. Whenever someone sticks to the popular opinion because they want to have an opinion of their own. They tend to do the same thing as everyone else and acts like robots or Npc.

1. Redditor 1: *makes unoriginal meme*
Redditor 2: *Upvotes and makes unoriginal comment*
Redditor 3: *Makes unfunny 69 joke*
A lot of Redditors: Nice
Redditor 4: Big chungus is gay. Kanu Reeves is overused, fuck the trees.
The other redditors: instant *downvotes*
Redditor 4: Reddit moment

2. Person 1: Hey you should play Minecraft since Fortnite Bad, Minecraft Good hahaha.
Person 2: *Shoots the npc*.
Person 1: Reddit moment.

by UnsubToDRM May 12, 2020

Redditsexual

A person, usually a man, expressing attraction to masculine traits in women, such as sexual dominance and muscular body. Additionally may also be attracted to feminine traits in men, usually in form of traps/transsexuals. May be caused by severe porn addiction, mommy issues or desire to appear progressive and feminist by expressing his heterosexual attraction in "non-threatning" way- by male submission.
May also be refered to by some people as "Twittersexual/Twitter sexuality"

-Omg, step on me dommy mommy.
-Shut the fuck up, you redditsexual coomer.

-Redditsexuals are bisexuals with the worst taste in people I have ever seen.

-It's either being a lolicon or being a redditsexual.

-My taste in women vs my taste in men. a picture of muscular women and male-to-female transsexual
-Has anyone coined the term redditsexual yet?

by karqz March 21, 2023