Rectoval

Rectangular in general shape with rounded corners.

That coffee table is not oval, it's more rectangular, rectoval.

by Dougg986 June 18, 2011

Chernobyl Reactor

A mixture of Cocaine, MDMA, Meth and pop rocks/

Kyle: Yo man, wanna go get fucked up?
Marco: I don't know man, only if it's a Chernobyl Reactor.
Kyle: Oh fuck yea!

by MaskedOliveMan October 17, 2019

Sea water in the reactor

Describing a vain, last-ditch effort to resolve a hopeless problem, often borne out of desperation. The measure normally has little to no chance of preventing an adverse result, and is often little more than a token display of action by the responsible party.

Refers to the effort by authorities to use sea water to flood damaged reactors at the Fukushima Nuclear plant in March 2011. Although no viable options presented themselves in the face of impending meltdown, the gambit to use sea water had little chance of success and in fact ran the risk of producing flammabile hydrogren as a byproduct.

From fifty five yards out and with the wind in their face, the team's decision to kick a last minute field goal was little more than sea water in the reactor.

When the near-bankrupt company tried to find a buyer for its worthless assets, almost all observers saw the move as being no better than running sea water through the reactor, and that insolvency was unavoidable.

by hammertime0101 March 31, 2011

Rectole

The smelly sweaty substance found between the ass crack.

"God damn man, my crack is full of Rectole after work."

by DeadlySphinx March 26, 2008

rectoencephalopathy

The condition of having one's head up one's ass. Usually afflicts ob-gyn residents.

A Proctocephalopalist is the only individual qualified to diagnose rectoencephalopathy.

by cassanddave December 25, 2010

Reaction Kiss

When you have a significant other but someone else kiss's and you kiss back because it takes a few seconds to register what's actually going on. It's not concidered cheating

i couldn't help it, that was just the reaction kiss

by thishappenstoeveryone March 15, 2011

Reaction control system

Small rockets mounted on the sides of a rocket in many orientations; allows for fine maneuvering in space, especially useful for docking. Usually abbreviated RCS.

Let's shut down the main engine and complete the rendezvous with the reaction control system.

by Some weird nerd guy March 27, 2017