"firehose" remark-reaction

Refers to the involuntary "geyser" of liquid/slurry that one produces when something funny/shocking is spoken in his presence while he's eating/drinking something, said utterance causes an "automatic" or "uncontrollable-on-short-notice" lung- expulsion from a laugh or cough, which in turn causes a forceful ejection of the mouth's contents which shoots out for several feet and disgustingly messes up anything (or anyONE) in its path.

A classic example of a "firehose" remark-reaction is when Jimmy Culp does an astonished "sploooot!" when he hears his name mentioned by Robert Stack on the Tonight Show immediately after taking a deep swig of beer.

by QuacksO February 21, 2019

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chemical reaction

A shit rubbing against something else cussing it to explode into many pieces causing a CHEMICAL REACTION!

person 1: “I JUST HAD A CHEMICAL REACTION!”
person 2: “so ur shit rubbed against ur hands? u nasty bozo 🥶”

by bloblover.28839293938827392882 May 01, 2021

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nipple reaction

After you bath, the nipples get and small. As some other things in life.

A: Damn boy, my dingdong got small after I went in cold water!
B: You got tha nipple reaction frfr

by Jonasty_the_filthy August 08, 2024

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Delayed Reaction Syndrome

The act of either not having fast reactions in general, or delaying your reactions on purpose. May be shortened to DRS. Another word for this is "being a lazy piece of shit". DRS is normally present in people who couldn't give two shits about the world around them, even their friends.

Example:
1: Dude, why did you let the ball go into the goal?
2: What do you mean?
3: Dude, I think you have Delayed Reaction Syndrome
2: I'm not that lazy
1: Then why didn't you save it?
2: I don't know man
1: I think you're just a lazy piece of shit
3: For real

by spriggan. September 15, 2023

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