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Rattling rectum

A symptom of being gay received from other gays. When your asshole is so loose from buttfucking that your rectum rattles around in your asshole like a maraca.
(Two dudes walking) what’s that clanking noice? Says one. The other replied “oh Bruce gave the rattling rectum last night
by HungryGINGY November 13, 2018
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spunk rattle

The clenched-teeth orgasmic sigh you make upon ejaculation with a partner below your usual standards.
Pulled a right munter last night, gave me a proper spunk rattle!
by Yeoballs July 5, 2022
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Rattle Prod

Highly powered device designed to move beasts along by Darren Rattle.
"If that cow doesn't move I'll get Darren Rattle to prod her with his Rattle Prod"
by Beaky Fingerz March 12, 2024
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Rattled

Unable to keep one's head due to verbal jarring.
Jonny became rattled when his friends were telling him to put his boner away.

Bruce became rattled when his friend realized he loved Lundy.
by Jack McMullen November 17, 2018
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Roof Rattling

The practice of throwing a handful of stones onto an unsuspecting victims roof causing a cacophonous rattle. A common past-time of many young kiwis with nothing better to do.
Hamish and I were bored so we went roof rattling on old Bill's house, he was pissed off and chased us away with a rake
by CodakBear February 16, 2023
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Rattled

When you are super pissed about something or someone.
That has me so rattled right now!
by A real Shultster February 13, 2015
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cover rattle

Cigarette packets covered in rattles to shake some sense into smokers
Someone: “Hey bro i just saw your mom smoking ew”

Someone else: “dw bro i put cover rattles on it so she can quit”

Someone: “nice bro
by ezhasbigbalz July 9, 2021
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