Getting her horned up to a sloppy wet state for an absolute railing and gut rearrangement only to disappoint her, and yourself for that matter, by failing to achieve an erection and deliver. Usually results in self loathing while watching her flick the bean.
A bottle of Jack was the perfect recipe last night for a rail fail.
I was so horny and ready to just get railed but my uncle drank too much and was like flopping gummy and a real rail fail.
I had to flick my bean to a toe curling orgasm after daddy did a rail fail.
I was so horny and ready to just get railed but my uncle drank too much and was like flopping gummy and a real rail fail.
I had to flick my bean to a toe curling orgasm after daddy did a rail fail.
by Dick Onchin October 17, 2020
Get the Rail Failmug. Someone who appears to be thin with clothes on, but their body is actually flabby, mushy, or cellulite-ridden.
Girl 1: "I wish I had Natalie's body."
Girl 2: "No you don't. I've seen her in a bathing suit, and she's a total mush-rail."
Girl 2: "No you don't. I've seen her in a bathing suit, and she's a total mush-rail."
by Julie F. and Julie B. April 22, 2008
Get the mush-railmug. Vivian: "Girl, didn't he take a picture of her naked and use it to blackmail her for more sex?"
Rebecca: "Yeah, first the blackmail, then the black rail!"
Rebecca: "Yeah, first the blackmail, then the black rail!"
by Im A Beast September 5, 2021
Get the black railmug. by RestoredByzantineEmpire June 13, 2020
Get the railing a linemug. by aesop November 6, 2003
Get the hot railmug. When she is lined upon reverse cowgirl and about to come down but you miss both holes and hit the taint
by PinHeadLarry3 November 9, 2017
Get the Rail splittermug. dude1: "Bro, did you see that fly honey over there?"
dude2: "Yeah dude, I'm getting ready to rail that gash. get pumped."
dude1: "Deal."
dude2: "Yeah dude, I'm getting ready to rail that gash. get pumped."
dude1: "Deal."
by sebastian crucial, d loke, gsb January 18, 2007
Get the rail that gashmug.