puzzy

a person who makes you laugh, for often an indescribeable reason, and makes you want to give them a big tight squeezey hug!! the term given to such a hug is a 'Puzzy Contact'

live your life and you'll find puzzy's everywhere!...you'll know when you have the urge to hug them!

by james smith February 17, 2004

putty-twat

A person who will not comply with what is asked of him. They sometimes pour out their beer when nobody is watching because they are drunk after 3. This person usually exhibits little-man syndrome and can never seem to hook up with a woman under the age of 13. They will never make it past 12:00am.

Brandon Tudor is a putty-twat.

by 6765 DP April 11, 2007

putty exam

See Also: Sour Grapes.

"Man, I'm in AP Calculus for some reason and I failed the exam! It must be because the professor hates me. Stupid putty exams. Oh well, time to go do some drugs and contribute to the downfall of man."

by Air December 13, 2004

putty exam

No such word exists. Sucking up to the teacher cannot save you in exams where a bell curve is applied. The grading distribution in a bell curve typically gives the average test score a B or B- and the other scores are given letter grades based on how they fall within the curve. It has nothing to do with who the teacher likes. It has everything to do with how well you perform on the test. Accordingly, there is no such thing as a "putty test" where a bell curve is applied.

You must be an idiot if you think that you can beat a bell curve by sucking up to a teacher. Live with your shitty grade - you are an idiot. Enjoy your career in manual labor. Somebody has to do the dirty work, right?

by MidtownMike March 11, 2005

putty exam

putty exam 1 is great. I just started community college and this is what the middle-aged geezed instructors do to get young girls to suck up. Only I don't think they use a bell curve (normal distribution) to rescale otherwise they would still come up with objective grading.

"I'll just rescore/regrade this putty exam by giving that hot blonde in my class with big tits in the front row more points so she'll turn in more extra credit if you know what I mean."

by hestia March 11, 2005

putty

someone who tries to act cool to impress others, but generally ends up looking like an idiot.

"oh gosh, check her out! strutting around like she's audrey hepburn- she's such a putty!"

by banan11 May 31, 2009

putty lips

1. One who gives (or has recently given) oral sex

2. State of having cum on ones face or lips.

3. Slang word for a person who has cheated on their significant other by having oral sex with someone else.

Thanks for the good time, Putty Lips!

You ass hole! How could you do that to me, Putty Lips?

by cgd October 14, 2006